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Post by Trey on Sept 9, 2006 18:12:33 GMT -5
Ha, got off work early today, I used a tactic that works every time.
Step 1: Start acting lightheaded. Whenever you get a chance, sit down or lean against something.
Step 2: Make your skin clammy, alow the hairs on your arms to stand on end and shake ever so slightly as you move.
Step 3: Turn your face pale, and your lips the same. If your face is pale, that's one thing, but your lips going just as white just MEANS something's wrong.
Step 4: Wait for your boss to walk by, when he does, ask him to cover for whatever you're doing because you're feeling a little ill and you want to go to the bathroom. By this time, he'll usually either give you a break or send you home.
Step 5: Puke. This assures your boss that you are, in fact, sick. And he doesn't hesitate about sending you home and feeling good about it.
This is how I got off work early today. ^_^
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Post by Captain_Avery on Sept 10, 2006 18:13:35 GMT -5
That is pure evil. Or you could pretend to have a mental break down, and fall to the floor talking about screaming memes.
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Post by Spammich on Sept 12, 2006 0:41:53 GMT -5
lol. Trey. You puker.
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Post by firstmatewhisper on Sept 23, 2006 0:35:56 GMT -5
I used to text my female parental unit to come pick me up during the middle of class. it never worked.
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 23, 2006 1:04:58 GMT -5
A bunch of kids here just call the office with their cell and pretend to be their own parents. I don't know how they get away with it, but it works.
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Post by 11 on Sept 23, 2006 12:08:51 GMT -5
That's halarious!
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 23, 2006 23:53:16 GMT -5
Yeah, our admin. department is stupid. Yesterday they hit the fire alarm instead of the lunch bell. It was awesome ;D
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Post by 11 on Sept 23, 2006 23:54:49 GMT -5
Dumcofs. (can't spell)
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Post by Trey on Sept 24, 2006 12:23:30 GMT -5
well if the students call in as the parents, the admin kind of has no real way of telling.
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 24, 2006 12:34:00 GMT -5
Yeah, I know, but I still think they're silly.
I think it's dumkoff.... or something related to that... I dunno, I'm taking French, not Deutch.
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Post by Spammich on Sept 26, 2006 15:37:02 GMT -5
You know what I think... I think that Joanns should be closed for a few days so that we can organize everything, prettyfully.
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Post by Captain_Avery on Sept 28, 2006 1:11:11 GMT -5
Whisper your mom hates school. Haven't you seen her get all *nyeeeh*? That's why she doesn't pick you up from school!!
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Post by Spammich on Sept 28, 2006 18:04:43 GMT -5
lol.... Trey give me rides to class on thursdays... My boyfriend does on wednesday... and my mom does on monday.
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 28, 2006 18:39:12 GMT -5
I'M GETTING A CAR THIS WEEK!!!!!!
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Post by 11 on Sept 28, 2006 21:02:32 GMT -5
Congrats!
I'm getting my temps this week. It's not as awesome but it's still good.
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