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Post by firstmatewhisper on Aug 31, 2006 21:49:20 GMT -5
Maguiver? Who's Maguiver? |
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Post by Spammich on Sept 1, 2006 1:24:31 GMT -5
*kills* Maguiver is no more.
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 1, 2006 15:51:43 GMT -5
I'm a survivor watching Maguiver...
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Post by limbowoman on Sept 1, 2006 21:10:52 GMT -5
Careful, Maguiver is never dead when you think he is... he always saves himself somehow using household items... beware the evil...
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 1, 2006 21:50:01 GMT -5
Wait... how did we get on the subject of Maguiver?
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Post by Trey on Sept 2, 2006 6:32:19 GMT -5
He's badass, like Chuck Norris. Who, by the way, has tears that cure cancer.
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Post by Spammich on Sept 2, 2006 14:03:30 GMT -5
Too bad he never cries.
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Post by Devil Ether on Sept 2, 2006 14:29:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep either.
He waits.
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Post by firstmatewhisper on Sept 2, 2006 20:57:09 GMT -5
That's creepy... but cool. Tears that cure cancer?
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Captain_Avery
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It's German chocolate cake, yo!
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Post by Captain_Avery on Sept 3, 2006 0:11:25 GMT -5
No only poptarts and poop cola....
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Post by Spammich on Sept 5, 2006 12:55:48 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.
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Post by Trey on Sept 5, 2006 23:51:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has two speeds, walk, and kill.
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Post by rathis on Sept 6, 2006 0:11:31 GMT -5
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always responds "two seconds til". You ask "two seconds til what?" and then he round-house kicks you in the face.
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Post by Trey on Sept 6, 2006 7:06:13 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can beat the game of connect four in three moves.
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Post by 11 on Sept 6, 2006 16:39:28 GMT -5
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
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