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Post by bubbles on Mar 15, 2007 13:23:32 GMT -5
Pat was out of popcorn, so he started eating the bag.
He also farted a little. It had no smell nor sound though, so it went unnoticed.
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Post by redsky on Mar 15, 2007 15:48:18 GMT -5
Sensing Pat's fart by the slight increase in air pressure, Redsky threw a Hyena-Chimp warrior at him.
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Post by Trey on Mar 15, 2007 17:39:35 GMT -5
((Note: Everything Redsky does when he 'possesses' Fox is to be ignored. Redsky is godmoding and is being a DICK.
Fox is not castrated, nor did he fix redsky at any time, nor did his head explode.
Redsky, stop godmoding. You can't make someone else do something in your action, it's cruel and retarded. You're not a RETARD, are you??
Also,until Redsky stops his godmoding, all posts of his in the 'Battle Thread' shall be ignored. So sayeth the Spleen God.
This will also be posted in the Battle Thread. ))
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Post by Trey on Mar 15, 2007 17:45:52 GMT -5
The Spleen God threw her outstretched arms down to her sides, the vicious tunnel releasing itself from it's cloudy base and dissapearing into the beaten earth. The clouds circled slowly still, their dark grey colour releasing itself to the whiteness of a more peaceful nature.
Trey smirked, for Spammich had found a reason to summon forth her little babies. Ivory wings sliced the air around her, spreading to their full potential length, well over the hight of a normal man. The feathers danced in the breeze for a moment, giving Trey the exact specifics of the wind around her. Her head fell back, eyes closing themselves to the world. Her short orange hair danced across her face, arms lay palm open at her sides.
She waited.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 15, 2007 18:01:05 GMT -5
Fox approached the shore and with a slash of his sword created another chasm that connected to the original chasm to the deep ocean. He then watched the water continue pouring in filling the chasms. "That sucker may be pretty damn deep, but so is the ocean. And the rushing water will kill most of those embryos." He said aloud, but to himself.
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Post by bubbles on Mar 16, 2007 14:28:45 GMT -5
Pat was ripped apart by something. He couldn't really tell what, he died before seeing it.
He bled a whole damn lot, though.
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Post by redsky on Mar 16, 2007 15:10:34 GMT -5
Redsky realised that he had been a total retard-dick for the last while and promptly comitted Hara Kiri to stop himself from doing something else retarded.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 16, 2007 16:08:00 GMT -5
Fox made it back the battle site and with great stealth stood behind and just chilled.
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Post by bubbles on Mar 16, 2007 16:13:10 GMT -5
Pat bled in Fox's eyes. Not on purpose though.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 16, 2007 16:19:58 GMT -5
"Pat!!! I don't want herpes in my eyes!!!!" He yelled at Pat as he knelt over and decided to sew him up.
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Post by Spammich on Mar 16, 2007 18:00:53 GMT -5
The chasm filled to the brim wth water seemingly drowning the squadrant of snake umbilical-corded feti. Spammich laughed at Fox's poor attempt to kill the embryos.... that were already dead to begin with and were therefore zombies. A still overtook the waters before they calmness was disrupted by a fury of bubbles and the fleet of embryos burst forth onto the shore and attacked Redsky, because Fox was helping Pat. The poor God was ripped apart at the seams, most likely by Trey's magnificent, massive, bulging Canadian cock.
Spam was slightly unamused because she wasn't being attacked at all... she looked over at Trey who was also looking quite bored.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 16, 2007 19:50:46 GMT -5
(( The poor God was ripped apart at the seams, most likely by Trey's magnificent, massive, bulging Canadian cock. Is really confused by that line... who is the poor god? ?))
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Post by Spammich on Mar 16, 2007 23:49:11 GMT -5
((Pat... he is a god... in fact he was the first god.))
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Post by redsky on Mar 17, 2007 10:48:36 GMT -5
((Just to avoid any confusion, Hara-Kiri is ritual suicide by cutting one's own stomach open))
Redsky was attacked by the embryos, but, since he was already dead, their attacks only succeded in ripping him to shreds.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 17, 2007 17:03:40 GMT -5
((oh yeah that makes sense, spammich.... And I knew that Redsky...)) "You're all good, Pat," he said as finished his last stitch.
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