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Post by limbowoman on Jun 4, 2007 0:40:23 GMT -5
*Takes on a look of fear* Babies..?! Oh dear god where..?!
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Post by Joe Shmoe on Jun 4, 2007 0:58:25 GMT -5
Eveeeerrrrry wheeeeereeeeeezzzzzzzz.
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Post by Spammich on Jun 4, 2007 13:54:47 GMT -5
-stands on a mountain of babies- I AM THE EMBRYO GOD!!! -mountain explodes into fireworks and babies rain down like cats and dogs-
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Post by Trey on Jun 4, 2007 15:08:47 GMT -5
*runs around catching babies on he tongue* MmMM, tastes like babies!
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Post by Spammich on Jun 4, 2007 16:00:25 GMT -5
ZOMFG! That's the best flavor! -runs around with a fishing net-
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Post by Aindel on Jun 4, 2007 16:04:19 GMT -5
Have you ever seen pictures of those marzipan babies?! Freakiest. Things. EVER. There is no way in hell you'd ever get one of those past my lips. Not that you could really get any marzipan past my lips, because, you know, marzipan is gross. But it's worse when it actually looks like a living baby!
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Post by Clover on Jun 4, 2007 16:24:33 GMT -5
Babies are sketchy in and of themselves. Just think of the concept---you're hosting a living, breathing parasite for nine months, and its latched to one of your internal organs, feeding off of nutrients in your blood system.. It even has side effects! Dizziness, nausea, fainting, HAEMMORHOIDS, for christssake!
It can even KILL you.
Babies = tapeworms! The only reason we don't eradicate babies is because we know they will eventually, after years and years of constant socialization, become something almost resembling humans.
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Post by Spammich on Jun 4, 2007 21:17:14 GMT -5
EXACTLY!
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Post by Clover on Jun 4, 2007 21:18:58 GMT -5
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Post by Spammich on Jun 4, 2007 21:25:48 GMT -5
Trey looked like she had the skull of the aliens from the movie Alien. Her mom showed me the x-ray they took of her.
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Post by Spammich on Jun 4, 2007 21:29:49 GMT -5
^Are Cute but I feel sorry for their mother^
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Post by limbowoman on Jun 4, 2007 22:17:25 GMT -5
*Hides in a hole somewhere* I am so glad that I am incapable of giving birth and will never EVER have to go through what Clover just described...
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Post by Clover on Jun 4, 2007 22:26:29 GMT -5
Ha. Yeah. Not to mention... popping something the size of a canteloupe out a tube the average width of a garden hose? Here's a physics experiment for all you science buffs on the forum. See exactly how in the HELL that one works.
A hint: IT DOESN'T.
It sucks. Hard. Birth. The Ultimate STD.
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Post by Clover on Jun 4, 2007 22:30:22 GMT -5
PS: Marzipan babies = FREAKY AS HELL baby hedgehogs = CUTE AS BUTTONS! <--BABY FUZZIE!
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Post by limbowoman on Jun 4, 2007 22:41:20 GMT -5
...If you have to go through with something like that, I suggest painkillers... lots of them... or beer, lots and lots of beer... or they could just beat you over the head with a hammer... probably less painful...
A garden hose..? *Winces*
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