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Post by Clover on Jun 26, 2007 20:38:00 GMT -5
Yeah... if Poppy were to wear beads, he'd cross that line from intensely-metro to flamingly-queer. ^_^ And pshaw. You spiderphobics! Charlotte wouldn't hurt me! . . . I think.
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Post by child-of-fae on Jun 26, 2007 20:54:04 GMT -5
...let's not tempt fate, clover.
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Post by Spammich on Jun 27, 2007 1:49:33 GMT -5
And I would cry if Pat were Queer.... So many fat grandmas would be disappointed.
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Post by bubbles on Jun 27, 2007 2:15:02 GMT -5
fat ... grandmas?
I'm not metro, stop that! D'=
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Post by Spammich on Jun 27, 2007 20:42:38 GMT -5
=P
We know your kinks Poppy, don't try to hide it.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Jun 27, 2007 22:24:20 GMT -5
Oh god. He's not one of those boys your grandma sees and says "Breed with him. That one must sire my grandchildren." is he? ...I may have just given you great insight on my life. >.>
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Post by Aindel on Jun 27, 2007 23:13:18 GMT -5
Melon, you poor, poor... produce. I've never had that said to me, and I am glad. I would probably refuse to hug my grandmother again as long as she lived.
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Post by Clover on Jun 28, 2007 1:02:13 GMT -5
My mom used to say, "honey, look at that cute boy, he'd make such pretty babies with you!"
Then I told her I was a lesbian. Now, she says, "Honey, look at that cute boy over there. He'd be such a good sperm donor for your baby!"
. . . >_< The woman does it to spite me, I know it. [though crazy grandmas are awesome. My gram was just telling me about this one time she went to a strip club in san Francisco with my grandpa, and the stripper was hitting on her. XD]
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Post by limbowoman on Jun 28, 2007 3:07:42 GMT -5
*Grins* So did you get bitten yet, Clover..?
...heheh... my Grandmother and I point out nice guys to each other...
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Post by bubbles on Jun 28, 2007 12:52:37 GMT -5
My mom used to say, "honey, look at that cute boy, he'd make such pretty babies with you!" Then I told her I was a lesbian. Now, she says, "Honey, look at that cute boy over there. He'd be such a good sperm donor for your baby!" Your mom is awesome. D'=
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Jun 28, 2007 13:14:01 GMT -5
I feel your pain- and yet that is STILL hilarious. Yaya's been trying to marry me off to nice greek boys since I was......10.
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Post by Clover on Jun 28, 2007 19:10:47 GMT -5
My mom does it to spite me, I know it. I've told her I'll have a kid, and she can raise the damned thing, lest I send the little shit off to some overseas boarding school.
I dislike children with the fire of a thousand burning suns.
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Post by Trey on Jun 28, 2007 20:14:32 GMT -5
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Post by Aindel on Jun 28, 2007 21:30:08 GMT -5
+50 points, because beaver ninjas rule.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Jun 28, 2007 22:29:09 GMT -5
+20 because that tree bears fruit.
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