Jobs

[limbowoman]

Why don't I just light the end of a stick of uranium..?

[Joe Shmoe]

No thanks. I've seen lung cancer eat out of the side of chest.

I'm already predisposed .\

Ok, limbo's respose owns trey's, 3 points.

[limbowoman]

Yaay..! *Claps hands and hides the uranium*

[Trey]

*giggles*

eat out

[The Star Fox]

I can give you an IV of formaldehyde if you want ^^

[limbowoman]

Only if it's bright orange...

[Aindel]

*shudder* I hate formaldehyde. Ever since we had to cut pigs open in Grade 11. The pig didn't bother me a bit, but the smell of formaldehyde is nauseating.
Personally, I'd like to be stabbed by a deranged cosplayer who actually believes they're the character. My friend and I were talking about it, and I think we've agreed a hot madman dressed as Sephiroth would do quite nicely.

[Clover]

See, I'm used to the smell of formaldehyde, since the cheaper hairdyes will use it to preserve the colour and act as a sealing agent. So formaldehyde doesn't bother me; ammonia, on the other hand, can reduce me to tears.
Ammonia, of course, being another pivotal chemical in cigarettes.

If I must smoke, I smoke cigarillos [which are relatively higher in tobacco contact, and really more like mini-cigars], or cigars proper.

Mmm.... Aindel, did you know that's actually what inspired the term 'otaku'?
It actually used to mean someone who spent a large amount of time and used unnecessarily formal speech when chatting with their friends, and spent a lot of time at home. It was originally meant derrogatorily but relatively harmlessly (like 'geek' or 'nerd' in the west).
Otaku, however, was the label applied to the serial-killer Tsutomu Miyazaki in '89. He was called an otaku since he read and watched a lot of hentai manga/anime, and acted out his rape/murder fantasies on young girls.

So that comment about being stabbed by a derranged cosplayer otaku is kind of... amusing-in-context.
And I dunno. Sephiroth? That only works if you're Aerith-- his sword would be such a bitch to skewer someone with... [and anyways, you wouldn't leave a pretty corpse! The length of his katana means he'd be slashing, not stabbing--- which ruins the corpse.
Can't look pretty if you're cut in half.]

[limbowoman]

...damn you Clover, now I have to learn another annoying word that applies to me...

[Clover]

<3
Love you, Limbo

[Aindel]

I did know that, actually. It came up when I was working on a paper on anime for a cultural studies class in First Year.
Technically, he -could- still run me through. It would just be more difficult. Thus, I die at the hands of a -skilled- psychopathic cosplayer. But hey, Devil May Cry's Dante works too. Or a good half of the members of Kingdom Hearts' Organization XIII.

[limbowoman]

We I suppose it mostly depends on whether the sword is made out of cardboard covered in tin foil, but yes I suupose he could at least try to run you through...

*Grimaces at Clover* Well at least you're not trying to behead me... it's a step up from my usual aquaintences...

[Aindel]

No, no. This is a -hardcore- psycho cosplayer. He's got a -real- Masamune.
Though, really, a wooden one could do it with enough force, kinda like a lance. My friend wants to make a Masamune replica for props class this year.

[child-of-fae]

aindel said:

But hey, Devil May Cry's Dante works too.

HOMG.
I'd die blissfully.
</ fangirl>

[limbowoman]

...so we finally know your weakness fae... now we can finally kill -- I mean, make you happy...