Pi
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so i herd u liek mudkips
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Post by Pi on Jul 4, 2007 17:51:34 GMT -5
Zomfg Spammich glompage. : D You tried to jump to a trampoline from a bunkbed? What a hardass. I was just jumping on one, and sprained my ankle on the last day of fourth grade. That summer suckkeddddd.
sdajgkl About the starving you thing; Apparently the nurses there thought I was bulimic, so while I was sitting there begging for a bacon & cheddar burger because I'm a complete pig when it comes to food, they were feeding me beef broth, and then cutting me off of everything between midnight-noon. And then they had to watch me eat, and I had to leave the bathroom door slightly open so that they could tell if I was throwing it up or not? They were crazyyyy. D :
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Mary-Keith
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freedom is the ability to shout "THEATRE!!" in a crowded fire.
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Post by Mary-Keith on Jul 4, 2007 22:11:06 GMT -5
I don't have any cool hospital stories. Well, maybe a couple. Does a sketchtastic hospitalclinic in the boondocks of Northeast Georgia count? 'Cause when I was away at school I had an accident while helping build a theatre set, and I sliced open my thumb and needed stitches. I was okay with it, and it didn't hurt all that much, but I got scared when the hospital turned out to be like, one step above M*A*S*H (without Hawkeye - sadness). Oh, and there was that other time in school when my roommate was out of town, and I was on the top bunk. I rolled over too far, was so scared I was gonna hit my head on her desk (it was within range, our rooms were TINY). However, instead of hitting my head on her desk, my neck landed on her plastic shower basket. And broke the shower basket. And the shards cut my neck. Not deeply, but enough to bleed and scare the shit out of me. I didn't need stitches, but I was a tour guide and had to give a tour of the school the next day. The "I really like it here!" argument was hard to make when I looked suicidal. And there was one time when they put me in a mental hospital because they thought I was crazy. Turned out I was just weird and the doctor gave me medicine I didn't need, which wigged me out. Fun times! (NOT). For further reading, my high school: rabungap.org/My school now: www.hollins.eduThe scar on my neck after junior year of high school: and for warm fuzzies:
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Post by limbowoman on Jul 4, 2007 22:24:52 GMT -5
You were cute as a little girl, Mary...
As for me... the hostpitals have forgotten to feed me every time I've been there... they keep giving it to someone else... it's not fair...
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Post by Trey on Jul 5, 2007 3:51:46 GMT -5
M-K, do you make up badass stories about your scar? If not, do.
I don't remember who told me this story, but some ancestor of mine, or my step ancestor, once almost cut his entire thumb clean off, but his mom just wrapped it in cobwebs. AND IT HEALED JUST FINE. =o
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Pi
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so i herd u liek mudkips
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Post by Pi on Jul 5, 2007 12:31:41 GMT -5
One of my cousins had to have surgery on something in her neck, and it left a scar like that. Except bigger? And it's actually closer to her collarbone. But when someone just blatantly stares at it, she makes up stories about what happened. Then once they're to the point of believing her, she's just like "actually, it was just surgery."
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Post by bubbles on Jul 5, 2007 19:09:04 GMT -5
I should show you what I have left from when I got in a gang war. Five stab wounds on the right side and one on the left, in my chest. True story.
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Mary-Keith
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freedom is the ability to shout "THEATRE!!" in a crowded fire.
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Post by Mary-Keith on Jul 5, 2007 19:57:06 GMT -5
SRSLY?
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Post by The Star Fox on Jul 5, 2007 20:51:19 GMT -5
I am nice when I am in the Hospital.... Unlike in real life
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Post by limbowoman on Jul 5, 2007 22:15:32 GMT -5
...seriously Trey, wrapping wounds in cobwebs is bush medicine...
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Post by Trey on Jul 5, 2007 23:13:54 GMT -5
Poppy's not lying. I've seen them myself.
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Post by Joe Shmoe on Jul 5, 2007 23:16:28 GMT -5
Well - It does actually work, it works similar to a clot I assume(or similar to flour), and what they spin may be excrement, it isn't bacteria ridden.(Actually, most excrement, save for diseased things, is not germy by it's self.) I work in a hospital during the summer.... Yes, I know that, but....I'm still confused!
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Post by limbowoman on Jul 5, 2007 23:36:57 GMT -5
I always used to say, Spiderman should be a bit more worried where that spidey-string was coming from...
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Post by Trey on Jul 6, 2007 5:25:09 GMT -5
It comes from canisters he made and attatched to his wrists. Not from weird spider glands. So I'm sure he's not too worried. ^_^
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Post by Aindel on Jul 6, 2007 10:03:40 GMT -5
That bothered me in the movies. I was just like, "WTF?! When did he have the time to make canisters? And why is he surprised by this? And... Oh. It's different. Ick."
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Post by bubbles on Jul 6, 2007 15:58:58 GMT -5
The only thing I didn't like about my longer stays at the hispital isn't really because of the hospital or the staff itself, it's because I had an inch-wide chest tube linked to a bucket taped to the floor. Which means I really couldn't move at all. D'=
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