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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Apr 16, 2008 22:56:32 GMT -5
(Life is so hard) Granted. Instead you have to get up and make EVERYONE breakfast i would like Baccon and eggs please.
I wish someone could just give me money.
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Post by vampyresmiles on Apr 16, 2008 23:48:40 GMT -5
It came from a transexual prostitute named Steve.
I wish I had a fruit bat.
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Post by alba on Apr 17, 2008 3:38:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it's really a vampire bat and it bites you and kills you!
(I know that made no sense)
I wish I hadn't forgotten to do my Latin homework.
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Post by acilf on Apr 17, 2008 10:18:03 GMT -5
you didn't but you got it completly wrong
I wish there's was latin homework I was supposed to do (that mean I was still in class). Yes I know I'm weird but I really liked that class.
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Post by alba on Apr 17, 2008 10:47:17 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't do it and fail and your teacher, who used to love you, now hates you.
I wish I didn't have to spend all day tomorrow at the library reading Short Loan books because all the multiple copies have been taken out
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Post by acilf on Apr 17, 2008 14:00:38 GMT -5
you don't you have to spend tomorrow AND the next day
I wish the bruise on my shin that's been there since December would go away
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Post by alba on Apr 17, 2008 14:32:47 GMT -5
Granted, but instead your femur's broken, and it pierces the artery and you die from blood loss!
I wish I didn't feel like shit.
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Post by acilf on Apr 17, 2008 14:40:07 GMT -5
you don't but you've only updated as far as to feel like crap
I wish my room was a different color
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Post by alba on Apr 17, 2008 14:46:00 GMT -5
Granted, it's puke green now!
I wish I could be bothered getting up to go to the loo.
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Post by Clover on Apr 18, 2008 1:17:31 GMT -5
Granted. You get up from your warm, comfy lounging position, make it to the loo, only to find out that it's occupied. So you wait and wait and wait, and then your housemate comes out. You enter, only to find that the toilet itself has been clogged and you are thus, S.O.L.
I wish this archaeo assignment would be fucking done already. I don't even care if I fail.
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Post by espacefine on Apr 18, 2008 2:16:13 GMT -5
wish -not- ranted. Isn't even worth cursing the wish, I'm so -not- doing archaeology papers. D;
I wish I had free plane tickets for a year.
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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Apr 18, 2008 4:05:37 GMT -5
(that would be cool)
Granted but the first flight crashes and you die.
i wish i had something to wish for.
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Post by alba on Apr 18, 2008 5:13:55 GMT -5
Granted, but it's so terribly corrupted that you wish you'd never wished it in the first place.
I wish the music on my computer would stop hiccuping
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Post by acilf on Apr 18, 2008 15:09:32 GMT -5
Granted, but it's not vomiting.
I wish I didn't have to go show a steer tomorrow.
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