Story Time!

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an

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amazing

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toys

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that

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blow

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into

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your

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face.

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They

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spontaneously

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combusted

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over

[!!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!!]

pineapples. (i haven't been following this for about a month....) *where's trey? we need her to do a 'story so far' post*

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Subsequently,

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Just for Nanashi!!

The story so far: hosted by acilf

The Rapist and his Bride

Once upon a tree, there lived a squirrel who raped virgins. There was but there wasn't a virgin because he raped him. Virgins aren't really airtight or invincible. On Monday spiders attacked the virgins. However, they didn't steal muffins because tar stopped having taste. Rocks are pretty awesomo with butter and rape. King Agammemnon was pissed because he -runs in circles- dances. However, the crack was gone away to suck on monstrous ecchi when the bark ran away. But suddenly, the octopus had gained speed flying, endangering lively pixies with marshmallows and cookies. This happened to bazillions of nonexistent entities. Now the lovely squirrel Raper went along to glomp deformed virgins.

Little dogs chickens pecked barked together and apart. When I suddenly saw what I didn't see, I jumped around and through hoops. These events occurred before the beginning of time clocks. Now people sleep. The squid swam higher than the squirrel. Eventually I found a book that described rape. With the newfound joy, merriment filled their stones and ejaculations because they wanted super pudding. However, ultimately ending in the death of every atomic entity.

James left the chainsaw on the table with some butterscotch candies. Then instead of licking the pole he saw some large twinkies, although looking around he noticed some large cakes. When a new cake topped the table he smelled strong booze. Afterwards, he ran to the toilet and vomited. Almost immediately an enormous squid who crawled away ate him. Following this occurance, Adam decided Eve was eviiiiiiillll, and hid in a box shaped like an apple. Then the sky opened holy Roman candles, and together they turned into mosquitos.

Elsewhere, Monty, Blackbeard, and a raccoon danced around the moon and then stuff happened. Yay. Standing up to run from the radiation and one slight bomb. It was beautiful but horrifying because of flying cows. So he decided to eat loads of raw unprocessed meat. Zeus then wanted to vomit the contents of juicy mangos are hats that grew very vivaciously from trees. It was a massive cute cow. That cow was black and white and ate rainbows. However, once she found that she was actually a pregnant boy. Then she got an abortion. What she didn't realize was that she had to take a bus to the store beside the library. Eventually she found a large book. When she found hairy tarantulas, lightning and meteors with lemony squares.

Someday, it will make an amount of sense. Maybe or not if you take some food and squash some cantaloupes before broiling spicy purple tomatoes. Once you cook toads, forget about all the ostriches who couldn't.

Three days ago Jones needed apples for distressing stew. Ergo he mangled the corpse with a egg-beater of utter awesome. Once a fantastic moose gargled salt in a cup. This moose bit a massive turtle. That was green and blue with purple earrings that were twisted around a beautiful hamster because hamsters lack intelligence. However hamsters have large bellies and cancer. Consequently, they have no spleens and they had rubber bands. After this they decided to go eat. However, the macaroni was soggy and mushy. But the wine tasted fantastic!

This afternoon LION! Raping cats attacked mice with their spleens! Consequently, Trey went to vomit atomic bombs out of their feet. Suddenly, a huge yellow rabbit jumped over the bukkit into a giant lake. However, Rico ended up suavely claiming an enormous peanut that would shout out "Ciaossu!"

Approximately ten fingers were infested with monkeybola fungi. Inevitably, the fingers poked into moldy cheese. Mould is revolting and dangerous. Sometimes, it spontaneously combusts into a burning machine made of carbonated lolipops. These supercalafragilisticexpealadocious lollipops flew into a building. The proprietor decided to run other programmes.

Today, I saw an microsoft laptop exploded into a blazing ball of fire! Incendiary stuff can fry your brain! If you want the explosion to occur, whilst combining with volatile bodily fluids, it will soon need a addition of eating butterflies.

When the rapist raped his mother. He seems to soak in a ball full of rusty water. Also, lemons. Which were quite sour and tart. However, this time it tasted like an orange. Regrettably, the chalupas were really irritable. So a watermelon was away plotting dastardly cunning deceitful plans which ironically were all enormously huge. Ergo, the large watermelons were tempted to attack bears.

Against all better judgment, the watermelons decided to go to Kansas where they ate kittens. Afterwards the watermelon seeds, fell into a very large pool which contained huge amounts of garlic. Serendipitously, the rum was nowhere to be found. However, pirates the last cantaloupe ate. The cantaloupe flew into the air. Presently, there were three nomlettes to eat. Subsequently, the watermelons sprouted hairy feet because they contained many mushrooms! Delightful! Until they were found with an amazing toys that blow into your face. They spontaneously combusted over pineapples. Subsequently, their....