Jenner
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Post by Jenner on Jun 12, 2008 13:18:27 GMT -5
I moved to a new place, zomg.
Also, I'm bored. D:
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Post by alba on Jun 12, 2008 13:30:44 GMT -5
Heh, not noticeable by the fact that you started this thread XP
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Post by Trey on Jun 12, 2008 20:25:01 GMT -5
Long time no see, Jesus.
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Post by Jenner on Jun 12, 2008 23:44:18 GMT -5
Jesus?! WHERE? Oh man! He's been following me for at least 5 blocks, I thought I lost him when I took that shortcut through the Church of Scientology. Yeah, anyway, I know! I didn't have steady internet access because I was in between places. I had to log on in libraries and stuff to post pics of Murphy shooping woops and whatnot. A lot of bad shit happened and my life came apart, but, I'm slowly pulling it together. What is up? |
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Post by Trey on Jun 12, 2008 23:57:06 GMT -5
I don't think Jesus is scared of thetans or Xenu, so he probably followed you straight through the Co$.
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Post by Jenner on Jun 12, 2008 23:59:03 GMT -5
I don't think Jesus is scared of thetans or Xenu, so he probably followed you straight through the Co$. I thought Anonymous would drive him off with Ceiling Cat. :/ I was incorrect! |
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Post by alba on Jun 13, 2008 11:50:13 GMT -5
Nah, Ceiling Cat's Jesus's pet. He's quite fond of him, really.
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Post by Jenner on Jun 13, 2008 11:54:05 GMT -5
Nah, Ceiling Cat's Jesus's pet. He's quite fond of him, really. If we all masturbate at once, can Ceiling Cat watch us all? Or will Ceiling Cat explode? |
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Post by alba on Jun 13, 2008 12:04:11 GMT -5
I'd imagine he'd explode. Then Jesus wouldn't be very happy and would probably chase you with more vehemence.
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Post by Trey on Jun 13, 2008 13:40:59 GMT -5
Oh, you think that Ceiling cat can't watch us all, but Ceiling cat is all-seeing(or all-ceiling).
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Post by alba on Jun 13, 2008 14:22:48 GMT -5
Holy-cheesy-puns, Batman! Still made me snigger, because I'm a geek like that.
He's omniscient! XD
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Post by acilf on Jun 14, 2008 0:51:09 GMT -5
lol Trey that's awesome
also, friends and I named this bump on my wrist Jesus (pronounced Hey-sues) because I had it surgically removed and it rose from the dead. god damn Jesus =[
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Post by alba on Jun 14, 2008 9:26:33 GMT -5
acilf: I find that tremendously amusing for some inexplicable reason. Maybe it's because I went to see "Prince Caspian" last night with my wee sister, and am therefore thinking of random religious allegory.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Jun 14, 2008 18:40:54 GMT -5
also, friends and I named this bump on my wrist Jesus (pronounced Hey-sues) because I had it surgically removed and it rose from the dead. god damn Jesus =[ ZOMBIE JESUS |
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Post by Trey on Jun 14, 2008 19:41:47 GMT -5
Zombie RAPTOR JESUS.
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