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Jun 20, 2006 2:17:51 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 20, 2006 2:17:51 GMT -5
evil quacamole babies.
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Jun 21, 2006 14:33:53 GMT -5
Post by Spammich on Jun 21, 2006 14:33:53 GMT -5
These guacamole babies
((trey, you should put this all together for us again...))
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Jun 21, 2006 18:36:40 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jun 21, 2006 18:36:40 GMT -5
thought they were
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Jun 21, 2006 19:49:47 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 21, 2006 19:49:47 GMT -5
red but they
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Jun 22, 2006 13:32:06 GMT -5
Post by Spammich on Jun 22, 2006 13:32:06 GMT -5
were actually green.
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Jun 23, 2006 21:24:51 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 23, 2006 21:24:51 GMT -5
Zomg a concept!
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Jun 23, 2006 21:34:32 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 23, 2006 21:34:32 GMT -5
Sex And Dismemberment --By The Gods, Minus One
The Story so far... Once there was A burly Spaniard who loved making long, frilly green drapes, for windows. His wife, however, was very good at making his golden curtain rods hard and stiff. One day when this burly spaniard went to his small dog's house`, he` found a mountain of pink fluffy, tasty, marshmallows. This made him want to make `some` hot fudge while dancing to a naked man's crazy polka music. Later that night his rabid poodle raped a pinata in a barn and the Spaniard ate all of the buttscotch flavoured cock-monsters who wanted to rule Microsoft Windows and make plenty of alphabet soup for orphan jelly beans.
As the Story unfolds--
When the Spaniard suddenly fell into an abyss of slimey toe fungus, `` he promptly swalloed `it` whole using his magic chopsticks.
"I will never fuck another goat." Said the distressed Spainiard through his yellow, crooked teeth. But Alas! Off he went to fuck another goat. The Spaniard's wife, goat of untimely udders, was very pregnant`,` knowing that she ate a full grown baby the day before.
The big slimey european porn star slathered some more hot tobasco sauce on his pulsing you-know-what (still raw hamberger). He then plopped his floppy raw hamberger into a fluffy rolled taquito. Suddenly, a large Asian smart nerd grapped said taquito and shoved it into his mouth. However, the taquito was very hot and he spit `it on` to the cold wet ugly face of A small baby. The taquito flourished in the mucusy cavern of the Evil Tornado God and had many evil quacamole babies. These guacamole babies thought they were red but they were actually green. Zomg a concept!
` - an edit so that the sentance actually makes sence.
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Jun 23, 2006 22:36:04 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jun 23, 2006 22:36:04 GMT -5
We should get this published! XDDD
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Jun 24, 2006 10:51:00 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 24, 2006 10:51:00 GMT -5
Characters so far: The Burly Spaniard The Goat of Untimely Utters European Porn Star Asian Smart Nerd Evil Tornado God
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Jun 24, 2006 13:53:44 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jun 24, 2006 13:53:44 GMT -5
don't forget the guacamole babies
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Jun 24, 2006 13:54:06 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jun 24, 2006 13:54:06 GMT -5
Wow has Vampirates been around that long? Jeese it's been overa year now. I just realized that when Jones mentioned Canada day.
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Jun 25, 2006 13:02:24 GMT -5
Post by Spammich on Jun 25, 2006 13:02:24 GMT -5
((Shall we continue then?))
The Tornado God
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Jun 25, 2006 20:20:11 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 25, 2006 20:20:11 GMT -5
((and that whole thread about HAPPY BIRTHDAY VAMPIRATES!!!))
touched louisiana nimbly,
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Jun 27, 2006 20:43:01 GMT -5
Post by Spammich on Jun 27, 2006 20:43:01 GMT -5
and devoured her
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Jun 28, 2006 0:39:16 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jun 28, 2006 0:39:16 GMT -5
New Orlands locals.
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