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Jul 12, 2006 15:45:00 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 12, 2006 15:45:00 GMT -5
chocolate covered toad.
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Jul 13, 2006 12:06:40 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jul 13, 2006 12:06:40 GMT -5
The toad said
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Jul 13, 2006 13:12:52 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 13, 2006 13:12:52 GMT -5
with his raspy
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Jul 13, 2006 14:15:15 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jul 13, 2006 14:15:15 GMT -5
toady voice, "I
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Jul 13, 2006 19:00:32 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 13, 2006 19:00:32 GMT -5
like cheese!" He
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Jul 14, 2006 10:13:01 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jul 14, 2006 10:13:01 GMT -5
proceded to devour
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Jul 15, 2006 0:28:52 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 15, 2006 0:28:52 GMT -5
every living thing
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Jul 15, 2006 2:04:10 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jul 15, 2006 2:04:10 GMT -5
on the planet.
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Jul 15, 2006 2:25:22 GMT -5
Post by 11 on Jul 15, 2006 2:25:22 GMT -5
The Story so far... Once there was A burly Spaniard who loved making long, frilly green drapes, for windows. His wife, however, was very good at making his golden curtain rods hard and stiff. One day when this burly spaniard went to his small dog's house`, he` found a mountain of pink fluffy, tasty, marshmallows. This made him want to make `some` hot fudge while dancing to a naked man's crazy polka music. Later that night his rabid poodle raped a pinata in a barn and the Spaniard ate all of the buttscotch flavoured cock-monsters who wanted to rule Microsoft Windows and make plenty of alphabet soup for orphan jelly beans.
When the Spaniard suddenly fell into an abyss of slimey toe fungus, which he promptly swalloed whole using his magic chopsticks. "I will never fuck another goat." Said the distressed Spainiard through his yellow, crooked teeth. But Alas! Off he went to fuck another goat. The Spaniard's wife , goat of untimely udders, was very pregnant. Knowing that she ate a full grown baby the day before. The big slimey european porn star slathered some more hot tobasco sauce on his pulsing you-know-what (still raw hamberger). He then plopped his floppy raw hamberger into a fluffy rolled taquito. Suddenly a large Asian smart nerd grabbed said taquito and shoved it into his mouth. However, the taquito was very hot and he spit it on to the cold wet ugly face of a small baby. The taquito flourished in the mucusy cavern of the Evil Tornado God and had many evil guacamole babies. These guacamole babies thought they were red but they were actually green. Zomg a concept! The Tornado God touched louisiana nimbly, and devoured her New Orlands locals. Asked the crazed Tornado as he swoops around the chocolate covered swirl pie, "How in the hell did you do that!?" We thought he was only a boulder in disguise. The friendly little volunteer cat boy appeared out of nowhere to smother the defiant little Toad named Lenny In the meantime Lenny was dancing on a lilypad made of cheese when he saw a gigantic little chocolate covered toad. The toad said with his raspy, toady voice, "I like cheese!" He proceded to devour every living thing on the planet.
The End?
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Jul 18, 2006 13:06:18 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 18, 2006 13:06:18 GMT -5
((Thanks MR. Do-my-job*Glare*))
Sex And Dismemberment --By Some Random People
The Story so far... Once there was A burly Spaniard who loved making long, frilly green drapes, for windows. His wife, however, was very good at making his golden curtain rods hard and stiff. One day when this burly spaniard went to his small dog's house`, he` found a mountain of pink fluffy, tasty, marshmallows. This made him want to make `some` hot fudge while dancing to a naked man's crazy polka music. Later that night his rabid poodle raped a pinata in a barn and the Spaniard ate all of the buttscotch flavoured cock-monsters who wanted to rule Microsoft Windows and make plenty of alphabet soup for orphan jelly beans.
As the Story unfolds--
When the Spaniard suddenly fell into an abyss of slimey toe fungus, `` he promptly swalloed `it` whole using his magic chopsticks.
"I will never fuck another goat." Said the distressed Spainiard through his yellow, crooked teeth. But Alas! Off he went to fuck another goat. The Spaniard's wife, goat of untimely udders, was very pregnant`,` knowing that she ate a full grown baby the day before.
The big slimey european porn star slathered some more hot tobasco sauce on his pulsing you-know-what (still raw hamberger). He then plopped his floppy raw hamberger into a fluffy rolled taquito. Suddenly, a large Asian smart nerd grapped said taquito and shoved it into his mouth. However, the taquito was very hot and he spit `it on` to the cold wet ugly face of A small baby. The taquito flourished in the mucusy cavern of the Evil Tornado God and had many evil quacamole babies. These guacamole babies thought they were red but they were actually green. Zomg a concept!
The Tornado God touched louisiana nimbly, and devoured her New Orlands locals. "wtf?" Asked the crazed Tornado as he swoops around the chocolate covered swirl pie, "How in the hell did You do that!?"
We that he was only a boulder in disguise. The friendly little volunteer cat boy appeared out of nowhere to smother the defiant little Toad named Lenny. In the meantime, Lenny was dancing on a lilypad made of cheese when he saw a gigantic little chocolate covered toad. The toad said with his raspy toady voice, "I like cheese!" He proceded to devour every living thing on the planet.
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Jul 18, 2006 13:07:15 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 18, 2006 13:07:15 GMT -5
Suddenly the friendly
((Let's save the world people, the friendly little volunteer cat boy is in this story for a reason you know!!))
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Jul 29, 2006 1:01:54 GMT -5
Post by Spammich on Jul 29, 2006 1:01:54 GMT -5
cat boy poofed
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Jul 29, 2006 10:42:54 GMT -5
Post by Trey on Jul 29, 2006 10:42:54 GMT -5
into existance and
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