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Post by Spammich on Jul 20, 2006 12:21:24 GMT -5
Wish granted
Now you have his multimillion fangirls after your blood. ((by the way... I out evil all of you. Especially you sha-chan.))
I wish that I was God.
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Post by konaneshadowwolf on Jul 20, 2006 14:04:57 GMT -5
Wish granted. You kill off humanity, all the good people that have come to heaven come and overthrow you and a new God was elected. You are thrown into hell to be tortured by Satan, your benign powers stripped of you when you fell from heaven. Aw, tough luck, love. I wish I knew more about Davy Jones (he was a kickass bad guy from PotC: Dead Man's Chest; I don't care what others think, I thought he ROCKED. And so did the Kraken and the hammerhead shark dude. X3)
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Post by Jones on Jul 20, 2006 16:02:51 GMT -5
Wish granted. He tentacle raped your mom approximately... *checks your birthdate* 16 years ago. D: I wish my first name was Davy.
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Post by Trey on Jul 20, 2006 19:51:02 GMT -5
Wish Granted!
Unfortunately your last name isn't Jones.
I wish I had sushi..
((btw, Jones, you already ARE god. kon, all you have to do is read up about him. I'd much rather know more about REAL pirates though. Like Calico Jack, who died because he was too drunk to fight; or Black Bart Robertson, the most successful pirate in the golden age as well as the entire history of pirates, having taken over 300 ships in his short rein.))
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Post by 11 on Jul 20, 2006 23:11:22 GMT -5
Wish granted.
You get puffer fish sushi and die from the poision.
I wish I could get into a movie with Haley Joel Osment and we became great friends.
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Post by Trey on Jul 21, 2006 0:58:55 GMT -5
wish granted.
But your boyfriend in the movie is played by someone you have to kiss, ORLANDO BLOOOOOOOM ZOMG!! (again, winning with the whole evil thing)
I wish I could do every song on every level on ITG and DDR while getting a perfect score without breaking any legs or limbs or anything(including dying) on singles AND doubles and look really cool while doing it and NOT have to sell my soal or owe anyone anything, AAND actually be able to play because the systems aren't discontinued and still work and I don't suddenly live somewhere that doesn't have them or energy dies or the world explodes or is taken over by communists/hippies. ((probably didn't cover every reprocussion, but good luck thinking of one. I'm friggin tired.))
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Post by Devil Ether on Jul 21, 2006 3:06:17 GMT -5
Wish granted!
Inspired by your 'skillz', a sweet old lady tries DDR out for herself, breaking her spine into many, many tiny pieces in the process. Enraged by grief, her two five-year old grand kids go on a killing spree and chew every one's (including yours) faces off, steal their cashmonies, and escape to Tijuana. ;D
I wish I could turn anything (exception: toasters and thumbscrews) into saltine crackers or Boston Beans at will.
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Post by Trey on Jul 21, 2006 10:07:49 GMT -5
((omg I"m soooo glad I use and atm and never have more than 20 dollars cash on me=D. Also, I don't need a FACE to play ddr! I'm still good!!))
Wish granted.
Unfortunately you can't control which one you turn them into.
I wish I had my own FUCKING bathroom.
((OMG Ether how do you like your coffee? COVERED IN BEEEEES!))
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Post by Devil Ether on Jul 21, 2006 11:53:15 GMT -5
I like my coffee like I like my women hot and strong... with a spoon in them.
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Post by 11 on Jul 21, 2006 13:35:40 GMT -5
Wish granted.
Your bathtub is a portal to hell that you fall through. Your awesomeness hurts the devil's eyes and he sends you to heaven where you are bored out of your mind from the lovie-dovie stuff and eternal happieness.
I wish I wern't too lazy to get up and make some damn bacon and eggs! DX
((what do you guys have against Orlando Bloom, anyway?))
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Post by konaneshadowwolf on Jul 21, 2006 15:06:18 GMT -5
I like my coffee like I like my women hot and strong... with a spoon in them. Pleeease, no spam! Corrupt wishes! No talky-talky! (Actually, if you could, pleeeease make a quick reply in your wish corruption.)Thank you! (Hopes she didn't sound mean or bitchy; does not want any trouble or to have message misunderstood) Wish granted. You suddenly find the exuberant energy to make yourself some breakfast. You burn half your face from the grease. I wish I was tall. (Orlando Bloom is evil. He is the opposite of Johnny Depp, who is the essence of all good. They are opposites, I tell ye! *Pets Johnny Depp*)
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Post by 11 on Jul 21, 2006 15:22:13 GMT -5
((no spam? This is the SPAM forum XDDD))
Wish granted.
You scrape your head off on the sky.
I wish my cat would live as long as I do.
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Post by Spammich on Jul 21, 2006 15:26:24 GMT -5
wish granted...
Because of your cats extended life however, it becomes super intelligent and conspires against you leaving you in a spaceship headed for the sun.... You don't know that it was your cats doing but there is a catnip mouse in the capsule you are imprisonned in....
I wish people would stop obcessing over newly released movies...
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Post by 11 on Jul 21, 2006 15:31:54 GMT -5
Wish granted
People start obsesing over newly released books.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Spammich on Jul 21, 2006 17:19:39 GMT -5
Wish granted.
First time you fly you get sucked into a jet engine and die.
I wish I had pie.
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