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Post by Devil Ether on Jul 21, 2006 19:10:50 GMT -5
Wish granted. The pie eats you.
I wish I was in Australia with front row seats to 'Varekai'.
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Post by 11 on Jul 21, 2006 19:48:49 GMT -5
Wish granted.
Steve Erwin confuses you for a crocodile and rapes you, skins you, and kills you in that order.
I wish I was a broadway star.
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Post by Devil Ether on Jul 21, 2006 21:55:31 GMT -5
Oooh, that's nasty.
Wish granted. You explode in a la supernova when you step out on stage for your debut performance, decimating all of NY.
I have no wish. Someone else take a turn.
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Post by Trey on Jul 22, 2006 13:10:27 GMT -5
I wish I liked my women like I like my coffee.... in a plastic cup. ((=o. BTW, my loath for orlando bloom erupted after the first LOTR movie came out and my precious LOTR chat room was flooded with winney little OFGs wanting to have his babies. Plus he doesn't listen to rules and he's not all that fabulous of a looker or actor.))
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Post by Devil Ether on Jul 22, 2006 15:03:52 GMT -5
Wish granted. All of your plastic cup women are COVERED IN BEES.
I wish I could juggle.
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Post by 11 on Jul 22, 2006 17:01:42 GMT -5
Wish granted.
You got so good at it that you try to juggle bowling balls. They all fell on your head and you died.
I wish I had some new comfortable shoes.
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Post by Trey on Jul 22, 2006 17:50:07 GMT -5
Wish granted.
Unfortunately the aligator skinning pepe forgot to skin their daily amount of alligator and you, by chance, got the pair of shoes that were still alligators!!1 The alligators eat you from the foot up.
I wish I had a real chocobo!
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Post by Roha on Jul 22, 2006 18:09:39 GMT -5
Wish granted!
Too bad it's one of those useless, deformed, un-rideable, drooling chocobos that are obviously created from the constant cross-breeding everyone engages in!
I wish it'd snow where I live! (Curse you heat!)
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Post by Trey on Jul 22, 2006 18:24:16 GMT -5
wish granted.
The one week you went on vacation to Hawaii, it snowed where you live, here in Cali.
I wish I made more moneiez.
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Post by Devil Ether on Jul 22, 2006 18:43:44 GMT -5
Wish granted. You have the pants taxed off you.
I wish I knew how to make baklava
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Post by Trey on Jul 22, 2006 22:53:36 GMT -5
wish granted.
all the caramel and other ingredients rise up in a strike. You get none.
I wish the pool was open((AIDS free.)).
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Post by 11 on Jul 22, 2006 23:11:05 GMT -5
Wish granted.
You drown.
I wish I could afford to live in Manhattan and not starve.
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Post by Trey on Jul 22, 2006 23:13:22 GMT -5
wish granted.
you get shot. And die.
I wish my scanner would work without fucking ink!
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Post by 11 on Jul 22, 2006 23:21:07 GMT -5
...Your scanner does work without ink. I think you mean printer.
Wish granted.
It prints with BLOOD! You're drained dry and shrivvle up.
I wish I had a full size working model of a medieval trebuchet.
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Post by Trey on Jul 22, 2006 23:22:45 GMT -5
no, my scanner DOESN'T WORK without ink. DOUCHE. but thanks for thinking you know what the fuck my scanner does. It's an all in one and it won't let me do anything with it if there's no ink.
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