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Post by Trey on Dec 26, 2006 2:14:45 GMT -5
7'11".
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Post by wilderbean on Dec 26, 2006 19:39:01 GMT -5
Cripes*cranes her neck upwards to see this tower tall chick looming over her, eyes glowing red with evilness*. Babe, I'm a f***ing atom compared to you. Say hello, I'm Miss 5.3. Don't breathe too hard, I'll be blown away. And whatever the hell you do, DON'T SNEEZE.
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Post by Trey on Dec 26, 2006 20:57:13 GMT -5
*steps on you* Can it fleshie.
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Post by wilderbean on Dec 27, 2006 6:57:27 GMT -5
Ouch, your vicious.
*hides behind Bubbles*
Mom says I'm not fleshie, I'm big-boned (said in little schoolgirl voice).
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Post by Trey on Dec 27, 2006 13:39:45 GMT -5
big boned is worse in my opinion. 1/ you can't loose it, 2/ there's nothing to grab onto when you're [rest of sentance censored because there are minors on this site].
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Post by wilderbean on Dec 27, 2006 18:59:29 GMT -5
I agree, ironing board chicks are no fun, but everyone says it's ok for these girls to become like skeletons anyway. It's really depressing when you see a goodlooking girl starving herself. Once I've taken over Switzerland, I will launch an army against the 'beauty' industries.
ALL SHALL SUFFER....
I need war generals, experienced in killing and vital organ ripping, and my first thought was of you. Wanna join??
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sif
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Danish! 8D
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Post by sif on Dec 27, 2006 20:51:28 GMT -5
big boned is worse in my opinion. 1/ you can't loose it, 2/ there's nothing to grab onto when you're [rest of sentance censored because there are minors on this site]. That's like a warning page on porn sites; they're going to click it anyway.
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Post by wilderbean on Dec 28, 2006 18:45:35 GMT -5
Re sif: Icky and ha ha ha.
Hey Trey (that rhymed)!! Your English! I lived in England for a coupla months when I was a kid, before we moved to Ireland for six years, which sucked because England is way more awesome.
Forty shades of green my a***.
Where about's in England?
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Dec 30, 2006 23:26:25 GMT -5
Fuck. I suddenly fear being the shortest one here.
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Post by wilderbean on Dec 31, 2006 22:06:50 GMT -5
Us munchkins will stick together, so don't fret. We have a help line: 1800 SHRIMP
Incidentally, how short?
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konran
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Spleenless
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Post by konran on Jan 1, 2007 2:02:49 GMT -5
No, you need to spread out, otherwise we might take you all out with one step.
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 1, 2007 5:47:28 GMT -5
Prick.
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How tall are you Konran? I only ask because I'm going to rip off your head, and I need to make the practice dummy.
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konran
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Post by konran on Jan 1, 2007 11:48:58 GMT -5
6'3". Not quite up to Trey's latest height.
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Post by Joe Shmoe on Jan 1, 2007 19:55:08 GMT -5
Pft, I doubt it. Even if you are, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.
The smaller you are, the harder your shrimpy ass is to hit. I'm 5' 6'.
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 1, 2007 20:14:38 GMT -5
GO MOONTEAR!!!!!
I vote D.Moontear as the Queen of the Shrimps. Aren't you honoured!
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