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Post by Joe Shmoe on Jan 1, 2007 22:58:49 GMT -5
ROTFLAMO! OH YEAH BABY! *pelvic thrust.*
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Post by konran on Jan 1, 2007 23:48:41 GMT -5
Pft, I doubt it. Even if you are, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. The smaller you are, the harder your shrimpy ass is to hit. I'm 5' 6'. That's just one of those things people say to make others feel better about themselves. Like if a girl says it's not the size that counts. It's actually pretty easy to hit tiny people. They need like 3 steps for every 2 of a taller person.
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Post by Joe Shmoe on Jan 2, 2007 0:44:25 GMT -5
Oh? What in hell do I need to feel better about? I want to be shorter, Cuz I am taller than most of the guys I meet. Nevertheless, it was a joke. Furthermore, I still haven't been hit - And no, we don't need to take extra steps to match up with you, at least I don't, they're isn't even a foot difference between us. At least judging from your said height, and knowing a person one inch shorter than you.
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Post by konran on Jan 2, 2007 1:13:05 GMT -5
calm down. I was just kidding. Though I do often get complaints that I'm walking too fast and tiny legs can't keep up.
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 3, 2007 18:51:09 GMT -5
I've had that problem only once. It was with a male friend (not boy friend!) that I had, and he would walk around me in circles, showing off his long-legged skills. Maybe he was trying to look all impressive, but he just ended up pissing me off and getting a bump on his noggin. Chuckle.
Since were talking about violence and bodily harm: when it comes to ninjering, it's got nothing to do with how tall or short you are. Just how fast. Ka-ZOOM!!
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Jan 4, 2007 20:39:28 GMT -5
5'1'' D=
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 5, 2007 20:14:37 GMT -5
Ah-hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahah..............
You is shortest. I sure hope you fast. Hee hee. Cor, so much for shrimps sticking together.
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 5, 2007 20:15:16 GMT -5
Melon, I'm curious....why 'the seas of cheese'??
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Jan 5, 2007 22:37:48 GMT -5
Primus.
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Post by redsky on Jan 7, 2007 15:36:46 GMT -5
First, I saw this way back, I lived in England for a coupla months when I was a kid, before we moved to Ireland for six years, which sucked because England is way more awesome. Forty shades of green my a***. and, coming from Ireland, I have to say this. !!FECKING RIGHT!! As for all you small people, since were-ninjas evolved to hunt caribou, they're not very good at seeing small people, so you may come out better off. *Picks up petition from where it's been trampled by enthusiastic off-topic posts and signs it*
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 8, 2007 3:41:37 GMT -5
Oh yeah....this used to be a were-ninja petition....*signs it again because she's practicing her big-girl writing*
Your Irish!!! Good on ya Paddy!!! Where? I used to be a midlands girl.
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Post by redsky on Jan 8, 2007 14:34:18 GMT -5
Sligo, "city" of knacks, a poet and delusions of grandeur.
(It thinks it's a city. It's not really)
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Post by wilderbean on Jan 8, 2007 18:33:24 GMT -5
Ha, you sucker. I've never been to Sligo but I've heard the stories. They all have 'em. Wasn't it Limerick that was dubbed 'Stab City'??
Melon, look. I'm sorry, I really am. But I'm sorta defective when it comes to anything interesting. So just clear this up for me: what is Primus?
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Post by Joe Shmoe on Jan 9, 2007 9:31:54 GMT -5
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Post by redsky on Jan 9, 2007 17:27:45 GMT -5
Wasn't it Limerick that was dubbed 'Stab City'?? It was. Sligo comes, as always, second.
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