Sing along! <3

[bubbles]

I just got me some South Park soundtrack, the movie. I love it so hard. <3



Times have changed
Our kids are kids are getting worse
They wont obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!

Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes
And flappin' heads so full of lies

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!

And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Well!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
There not even a real country anyway

My son could've been a doctor
Or a lawyer it is true
Instead he burned up
Like a piggy on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no!

Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubbabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too

Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!

[Clover]

But what, oh what, would Brian Boitano do... if he were here right now?

[bubbles]

I'm glad you asked! <3
PS: Great musical, or greatest musical EVER?
(PS: sorry for the musicals geeks around, no offense meant, I just love the movie. ;_; )



What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two sow cows and a triple lutz,
While wearing a blind fold.

When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!

I want this V-chip out of me,
It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-la-ry.

And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone

For Wendy I'll be an activist, too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano would dooooo.

And what would Brian Boitano do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Brian Boitano would do!

When Brian Boitano traveled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again.

And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So lets all get together,
And unite to stop our mom's
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano do!

And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too,
Cos that's what Brian Boitano dooooo,
That's what Brian Boitano do!

[Clover]

I always thought Brian Boitano was a bit of a 'bitch'... but I heard Kyle's mom's a bigger one.
[can we say that on this forum? XD]

[bubbles]

Kyle's mom is undeniably a female canine.



Kyle's mom's a bitch she is a big fat bitch
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch on Tuesday she's a bitch on Wednesday
to Saturday she's a bitch same on Sunday nothin' different she's a
stupid kingkong mayham mayhambyotch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch she have stupid
hear she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest bitch
in the whole wide world. She's a mean old bitch she have stupid
hear she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch she's a stupid bitch Kyle's
mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch.

I realy mean it Kyle's mom... She's a big fat fuckin' bitch..
She's a fuckin' bitch ass mom

[lor344]

what a lovely tune someone got paid big bucks for this one eh?

[Clover]

Actually, didn't the Soth Park team win some high-faultin' award for Best Musical or something? It was something, and I'm almost positive that one of their songs [perhaps it was 'Blame Canada'] got nominated for something.

And in the context of the movie, though it's a terribly obscene, it's also hilarious.

[bubbles]

I got La Resistance on repeat, straight into my ears. <3



They may cut your dick in half!
And serve it to a pig
But though it hurts, you'll laugh!
And dance a dickless jig
But that's the way it goes!
And though we're shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives on!

[Jones]

La Resistance and Brian Boitano are two of the best songs, EVER. <3

[Clover]

Heh, I put the 'Brian Boitano' song on when I'm going to school. Makes for an interesting bus ride.

I don't have La Resistance yet.. *sniffle* I should get that--I remember liking it.
[haaaaa, shameless Les Mis parody. XD Nothing like the idealist, and then the cynical Frenchman]

[bubbles]

When you think of it though, he's got more of a Spaniard's than a Frenchman's accent. =o

@jones: HIGHFIVEHOMIE. <3

No, Brian! Those chicken wings are really spicy, don't eat those!

[Clover]

Actuall, in retrospect----yaaah. His accent is a hodgepodge, which is amusing.
But then again, True Spanish accents are hilarious. They're so damn snarky. =3

I just like how he's so damn jaded, and his mom's like, insane.

[Trey]

ok adding that to movies to watch in canada list, along with Bon Cop Bad Cop.(Did I spell that right?)

oh shi- I should write a list of movies to watch in canada list......
What was that one movie Spammich and I watched that was in french? We should watch that in Canadia, land of the magical unibu.