angusomg
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Tom clancy has gone too far
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Post by angusomg on Feb 19, 2007 19:17:17 GMT -5
hey guys I'm Angus
I'm new to this forum
ill just introduce myself
I'm a photographer and a graphic designer
and i love anime and manga
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Post by Trey on Feb 19, 2007 23:11:35 GMT -5
and this is called blackout why?
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Post by wilderbean on Feb 20, 2007 3:29:25 GMT -5
Hey man, are you Aussie?!
Yeah, and blackout WTH?
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 20, 2007 10:23:15 GMT -5
Welcome... I guess...
You know it is sorta of grey outside, but not black
You wouldn't happen to have lost your spleen in some freak accident right?
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lizzles
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....Hello
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Post by lizzles on Feb 20, 2007 17:20:50 GMT -5
And if you haven't lost your spleen yet, you might consider safeguarding it with some sort of elite guard of sharpshooting penguins.
Hello by the way!
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Post by Trey on Feb 20, 2007 19:00:05 GMT -5
No Fox, his hasn't. *evil grin*
*suddenly the sedatives Trey had snuck to angus set in and he fell into the Spleen God's arms. Quickly, before they were to wear off, Trey tied the newbie to a dank and cold stone table in the middle of a blood-stained dungeon. Arms and legs each extended to it's own corner and the pirate-wannabe sliced the poor boy's shirt off, revealing his chest. Stepping from the stone altar, Trey lifted a still live baby lamb into Angus' view, for he could still see and feel despite the lack of muscle movement. With a swift movement, the knife used to cut the shirt was thrust into the lamb's chest as it gave a mortified cry, flailing it's legs and shreaking painfully. She ripped the chest open with a sickening crack, making the fleshy innards easier to obtain. The lamb screeched in a highpitched wail, it's life still barely hanging to the mortal realm. Soon it's pitious cries died as Trey lifted it's still beating heart from it's chest. She looked at angus, bright white teeth revealed in a sinister grin, for only she knew what was about to happen to him. The God squeezed the heart, collecting the blood that was forced from it in a small wooden bowl until the organ stopped beating. Now useless, Trey flung the dead mass from herself, letting it hit the wall with a sickening squelch and slide to the floor. Bloodsoaked hands busied themselves in the satanic drawings soon to cover Angus' limp body, the lamb's blood curling and twisting across his bare skin. As she finished, Trey lifted the bowl to her lips, all the while muttering ancient incantations under her breath. It sounded as if the chanting continued even as the spleen god drank the blood, pouring it so fervently that some escaped her maw and drizzled down her chin and neck. The bowl fell with a snap to the floor, it's feeble wooden ancestry splintering against the stone. Trey lifted her hands, now only seeing the room as if it was filled with blood. She chanted louder and louder in an unknown language, the words spilling faster and faster out of her mouth until it seemed as if she was saying two or three at the same time. Then she stopped. Angus' body lay quiet and still, then without warning, flipped inside out. Quickly Trey snatched the spleen and dropped it into a pre-prepared jar, screwing the lid on vigerously, and as the final tightened screw was finished, Angus' body snapped back to normal.
Trey dropped him off in Peru*
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 21, 2007 10:53:25 GMT -5
*stocks off the lambs body in his mouth* What you looking at??? We fox got to get food somehow...+
I meant more human blood Trey, but I'll be damned, you really outdid yourself that time. I'll give you a 9 out of 10, definitely more human blood needed.
+This would only apply if Fox(the person) actually ate meat, but he pities the poor animals.
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Post by redsky on Feb 21, 2007 11:17:16 GMT -5
Gimme summa that lamb!
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 21, 2007 11:24:01 GMT -5
MINE Back off before I maul you myself.
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angusomg
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Tom clancy has gone too far
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Post by angusomg on Feb 21, 2007 20:44:26 GMT -5
thats right guys blackout is the onlything that came to mind when writing this topic and no, Fox i have not lost my spleen rather my head while eating a salad.
>random omfg!<
thatnks for the warm welcom guys i cant wait for the furure of this forum
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Post by wilderbean on Feb 22, 2007 4:25:12 GMT -5
Erm.....your spleen is gone man. Trey sacraficed a lamb to get your spleen and your now in Peru.
Get with the program!!!*total cow*
And yay! An Aussie like me! Which state? I'm North New South Wales, which is fun but we get weird weather. The Haiku thread will explain in further detail.
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 22, 2007 9:59:56 GMT -5
Red you can go after the body in Peru if you so desire... ^^ Yeah You're Spleenless.... Wilderbean, where in NSW?  (Is Worried since he has been there) |
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Post by redsky on Feb 23, 2007 15:32:52 GMT -5
*Steals some of Fox's lamb*
*Replaces it with Soy-Lamb*
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 23, 2007 17:57:10 GMT -5
*steals Redsky's leg*
*replaces it with a stick*
That's what ya get *chews on leg*
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Post by wilderbean on Feb 24, 2007 23:47:49 GMT -5
I'm from Tweed Heads, which is up North...the sign going into town has the 'T' peeled off, so it ends up reading: Weed Heads.
It's so applicable, it's not funny.
And what's with all this cannabilism?? There's plenty of nice things to eat besides body parts.
Like jelly beans!*stuffs her face*
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(Is Worried since he has been there)