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Post by redsky on Mar 13, 2007 16:02:23 GMT -5
Waitaminute, Clover just expertly avoided the topic of her raunchy lesbian ultra-line!
You're not getting away with it that easily!
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 13, 2007 16:12:25 GMT -5
That is what you think Fox boy >o Girls have it just as bad as dudes. Here is an idea... Tell the guy you want to screw him and then you are golden. Trust me it wont come off too slutty. ^^
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Post by redsky on Mar 13, 2007 16:16:09 GMT -5
Or even just stand near him looking nubile. Trust me, you're wasting your time with all the fancy stuff.
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Post by Clover on Mar 13, 2007 16:16:26 GMT -5
@ Fox: Until the morning after. XD
@ Redsky: crap! I thought I'd actually managed to get away with it. Bugger. [Wasn't it a good avoid, though? I'm rather proud of it. XD]
Okay. On the off chance anyone here decides to.. uh? I dunno, be a lesbian, here's one my friend told me. And its SO not PG, so you've all been warned.
"You know how they say 'you are what you eat'? Does that mean I'll be you tomorrow morning?"
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 13, 2007 16:20:35 GMT -5
I don't what is funnier... Reading that or the advert for "Poppy Giganteum" below this...
And the mornings we will be like wow you were great you can stay or vice versa
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Post by redsky on Mar 13, 2007 16:22:55 GMT -5
Pow Pow Pow! I'm usin' that the next chance I get!
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Post by Clover on Mar 13, 2007 16:57:17 GMT -5
It only works if you're the same gender. XD
Cause it makes it that much better. *snork* I mean... its possible to use it heterowise.. but it just isn't nearly as catchy.
My friend, by the way, actually is dating the girl she used that pick up line on. XD Its been like, a year now. XD
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 13, 2007 19:11:07 GMT -5
See.... I have figured that pick up lines have done one a 180... the funny the better, cause you draw attention to yourself
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Post by Clover on Mar 13, 2007 20:56:09 GMT -5
Oh yeah. I'd rather go with someone who uses a funny pickup line well, then a normal pickup line with complete suavity. There's something so pretencious about a pick-up line... its better to have a sense of humour about it.
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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Mar 13, 2007 21:42:03 GMT -5
you could always start a converstaion. "so what pick-line have you heard?"
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Post by Trey on Mar 13, 2007 23:11:25 GMT -5
Damn I was hoping the lesbo line was raunchy. Downer....
*writes number on condom, hands it to Bubbles*
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Post by bubbles on Mar 14, 2007 0:19:27 GMT -5
*Loses the condom, calls Trey anyway.*
"Are you a stripper? Cause I wanna slip a 20 in your string!"
INSTANT WINNER! Seriously, try it. =o
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Post by Clover on Mar 14, 2007 0:41:24 GMT -5
. . . dude. I actually KNOW strippers. *sigh* My ex is dating one. *gurk* Sooo, that pickup line miiiiight not go over so well. [hey! I thought it was raunchy. Guess you're just too bad-ass for me, O Trey]
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Post by Spammich on Mar 14, 2007 3:14:15 GMT -5
How about.... Your hot, I'm hot... Let do the sex!
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Post by Clover on Mar 14, 2007 4:08:06 GMT -5
Mm.. That might be a little too.. well.. forward. It's lacking in something.
Though the more inebriated the person is, the better it's probably gonna work. Spammich, since we're gunna get at AN at the same time---I double dog dare you to use THAT pick up line on someone [you needn't mean it!].. if they fall for it, I'll buy you a Timmy's beverage of your choice. XD
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