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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Mar 11, 2007 19:44:19 GMT -5
What pick up lines do you use? Which ones have been effective which ones have gotten you a slap?
These two i like the most.
How do you like your eggs? fried or fertilized?
Your shirt would better on my bedroom floor.
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Post by Trey on Mar 11, 2007 21:50:14 GMT -5
I don't USE pickup lines.
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Post by Jones on Mar 11, 2007 22:40:10 GMT -5
I used "HI WE'RE GOING OUT NOW OK? OK BYE."
It seems to have worked?
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Post by Spammich on Mar 11, 2007 22:40:39 GMT -5
So Trey... -reaches hand in front of Trey's face- Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Post by Clover on Mar 11, 2007 22:56:37 GMT -5
I... don't think I've ever used a pickup line. Though I know one that's really, reaaaaally raunchy. [Only good if you're a lesbian, though. XD]
Like. I'm not even sure I can say it on this forum, lest the mods and admin kill me so dead.
though teehee, fertilized or fried... man, I think I'd laugh so hard if someone tried that on me. XD
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Post by Spammich on Mar 11, 2007 23:02:12 GMT -5
... People usually just try to be friendly then try to get closer.
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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Mar 11, 2007 23:38:43 GMT -5
I'm not saying the pick up lines would work on you. But have you heard any. I got my above two from a girl named Summer off MTV
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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Mar 11, 2007 23:39:28 GMT -5
what pick up lines would Murphy used? lol did i spell his name right?
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Post by bubbles on Mar 11, 2007 23:46:06 GMT -5
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you think I'm hot? Cause then, I'm so buying you a drink.
The one best pick-up trick I've ever heard of is the simple handing of a condom with your phone number written on it. Not a word, not even a look. Pass by, drop the rubbie, walk off.
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Post by Clover on Mar 12, 2007 10:20:26 GMT -5
*SNORT*
The rubbie idea is HILARIOUS.
. . . does it work? Cause man... I dunno. I'd call the guy, just to be like, "you rock. Good idea. *hang up*" XD
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Post by Spammich on Mar 12, 2007 13:20:25 GMT -5
Or you know...there is always rape...
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Post by Clover on Mar 12, 2007 15:28:14 GMT -5
... That is not a nice way to make friends, Spammich. XD
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Post by !!!~*~Nanashi~*~!!! on Mar 12, 2007 17:43:58 GMT -5
Well i didn't think the word rape would come up here. it's a point though. I like the condom idea. very sneeky. i think i'll just start laughing. Hurt the guys ego.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 13, 2007 15:05:52 GMT -5
Just get drunk enough... If you mumble them enough a girl will take it as a compliment and you are golden, or act such. The only thing is be wary of when they think you are sleeping and try to steal, then you can drop the act and kick em out.
If you're a girl... well... It's easier
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Post by Spammich on Mar 13, 2007 15:34:54 GMT -5
That is what you think Fox boy >o
Girls have it just as bad as dudes.
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