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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 26, 2007 9:18:22 GMT -5
Not quite broken, but I'll tell ya. I can handle nearly all types of raunchy, but that was just wrong
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Post by bubbles on Mar 26, 2007 10:08:25 GMT -5
"Hey you! You're stupid!
Stupid -hot-."
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Post by redsky on Mar 27, 2007 13:27:15 GMT -5
*Applauds Bubbles*
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Post by bubbles on Mar 27, 2007 13:40:54 GMT -5
*curtsies* =D
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Post by redsky on Mar 27, 2007 14:00:58 GMT -5
Encore! Encore!
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Post by bubbles on Mar 27, 2007 20:19:13 GMT -5
If I slip something in your drink, I can't be held responsible. I just couldn't resist your charms. =o
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Post by Clover on Mar 27, 2007 23:05:20 GMT -5
Somehow, I don't think that's a good thing to say. XD "Your cuteness made me do it!" . . . aaaaaaah, yup, no.
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Post by Trey on Mar 29, 2007 1:53:26 GMT -5
I got one! 'Is it in yet?' I guess you say that after being picked up...... 'Can I buy you some heroin?' Wait... that's probably a bad one.... 'You get cuter and cuter with every drink.' ehhh, ehhhhhhh???
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 29, 2007 20:36:02 GMT -5
those are the ones you say to people ya wanna lose
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Post by starvingartist on Apr 8, 2007 23:54:28 GMT -5
"Oh, hey! I think I've read that."
...Wait, what? XD
No joke, I met my first boyfriend that way. Chapters is better than ANY bar for meeting people. (And wow...pickups->weather->pickups?)
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Post by Clover on Apr 9, 2007 0:19:58 GMT -5
I actually have a friend who, the first time she had sex with her boyfriend---after about three minutes, she looks up at him and goes, "C., is it in yet?"
The poor bastard had been working away for five minutes. XD he was Not Amused.
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Post by MHnA on Apr 9, 2007 11:39:49 GMT -5
XDDDDDD I didn't say any pickup lines to get my boyfriend. o__o he just... xD I dunno, but somehow we hooked up. xD wait, I might have said something. it was funny cuz ppl kept wondering who was the more dominant one. XD dude is like ... 5'4''. and i'm 5'10''. XDDDDD i probably would have said something like "T.T Hey. You. *puts arm around shoulder* I see you. You see me. Let's do this thing."
xD eh. lol
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Post by Clover on Apr 9, 2007 14:24:40 GMT -5
D'aaawe. Heh, that's so cute. Though mind, I'm 5'3. =__=
Its all manner of unamusing.
Oh! I was at a club dancing on saturday [it was a friend's birthday party], and I was just doing my [admittedly very slinky] thing, and this guy starts coming up and dancing behind me, all hardcore, and there are hands on my bum [!] and everything... and I skitter away, shell-shocked [since this is my first time ever in a club, EVER], and the conversation goes as follows.
"That guy just grabbed my bum!" "Ooh, go dance with him!" "He grabbed my ASS." "Clover, shut up, its how you say hello. Now go dance, he likes you."
I thought it was rather freakishly amusing. "Its how they say hello, now shoo."
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Post by MHnA on Apr 9, 2007 21:33:08 GMT -5
XD W T F.
I've never been into an actual club. I wonder if RAVES count. o__o ever been to one with a freakish amount of gay people? XDDDD It's something funny. No one gives a rat's ass, and you're sandwiched between five million guys, and xD the glow sticks. *dies laughing* XB unfunfunfunf
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Post by Clover on Apr 10, 2007 0:27:00 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I've never been to a rave. I just turned nineteen a week ago, so this was my first club club experience. I mean, yeah, I've been to homohops and everything, but they're all ages and relatively innocent, not to mention I went with a bunch of girlfriends and we all were in a cluster.
This was my first time going with a group of people who were all paired up, and I was the odd one out. And unfortunately for me, I seem to have picked the club with the highest number of straight people in the world. =__= tch.
However, my friends have said they'll accompany me to a gay club [aren't they just so sweet? I love them so], so I can get to dance and have flirty fun for me, and hehe, I'm looking forward to it. It'll give me a chance to use these pickup lines. *snort* Just NOT Poppy's crack about roofies in drinks. XD
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