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Post by bubbles on Aug 15, 2007 23:55:52 GMT -5
Chocolate milk comes fom brown cows. D=
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Post by Clover on Aug 16, 2007 2:00:26 GMT -5
I AM A BROWN COW, AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!
Pat, d'you have those 'Milk!' ads in Quebec? Or is it just an Ontario thing?
And yum, brown-cow milk. @spam: No. They are not interesting, they are vile, and ew. =__=
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Post by Aindel on Aug 16, 2007 7:28:43 GMT -5
I love those ads. They amuse me so much. Almost as much as the V8 one where the waiter whacks the businessman on the head (the gym one's not nearly as fun).
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Post by bubbles on Aug 16, 2007 12:10:40 GMT -5
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Post by Clover on Aug 16, 2007 13:57:37 GMT -5
...I think I'll pass on that.
And YES! The V8 waiter! I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do that to people at work... people so morbidly obese their legs can't support their weight and they're stuck in wheelchairs---and then they order a large rack of beef bone ribs, a baked potato loaded with all the fixings and extra sour cream besides, and an extra side of fries--all washed down with a chocolate milkshake. And then a dessert.
I wish I was kidding. I am not. I feel like saying, "And for yourself, sir? The burger? Ooh, good choice. And for yourself, madam, I will take the liberty of ordering you a small garden salad, no dressing, and a Perrier."
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Post by child-of-fae on Aug 16, 2007 16:47:06 GMT -5
i saw a seal give birth once. the baby was all "wtf?" as soon as it came out. but i really didn't understand what was happening at first XD
...now i wanna loose a herd of giraffes in colorado.
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Post by starvingartist on Aug 17, 2007 0:16:04 GMT -5
XD. YES Clover. I totally know that feeling.
(And Fae...huh? WHAT are you doing to poor Colorado?)
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Post by Aindel on Aug 17, 2007 11:40:56 GMT -5
Poppy, how the hell do you come across some of this stuff? Seriously! That was cool, though. I had a major Bambi moment watching it try to stand up. Clover, I know what you mean, too. It's not -as- bad at my work, but you still get the seriously oversized people ordering large Ice Capps with a couple of boston creme donuts (which, on top of being nasty, have more calories than any other donut we've ever sold).
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Post by Clover on Aug 17, 2007 14:22:49 GMT -5
Ewwww.... boston creme are grooooss. And yeah. I dunno. If there's a legitimate problem, then fine. Like, if I see someone who's overweight eating a garden salad with a perrier with lime and a fruit smoothie, then I'm like, "you are all manner of awesomesauce"...but someone horking back something that must weight eight pounds? It makes me die a little inside.
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Post by Spammich on Aug 17, 2007 16:46:50 GMT -5
... I do not wanna watch a giraffe giving birth...
...eww.
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Post by Trey on Aug 17, 2007 18:32:57 GMT -5
I've seen giraffes give birth. Not in real life, that would be TOO awesome. But I've seen a program much like that one , Poppy. This one had complications though, the mother giraffe sat down. =o
Also, chocolate milk comes from brown cow's assnipples.
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Post by child-of-fae on Aug 17, 2007 19:40:25 GMT -5
...i feel a bit horrible at the "the mother sat down while giving birth" because i giggled...
Also, i'm not having children. cause i don't want a cesarian, and when i saw apocalytpo, the whole human birthing process made me cower behind my mother in fear. That was just not natural. it SWAM out. that's. not. right. eeeeeeeeewwwwwww. soyea, no babies for me.
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Post by limbowoman on Aug 17, 2007 22:27:24 GMT -5
Three cats have given birth on my bed... once when I was at my aunts... once at home... and another one at my friends house... I have never actually been awake when they started so at first I just thought it had warm cat to cuddle... then it got sticky...
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Post by Spammich on Aug 18, 2007 21:43:01 GMT -5
omg limbo... I am laughing at you so hard right now... omg. That sucks XDDD
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Post by Aindel on Aug 19, 2007 16:12:02 GMT -5
I laughed too. I'm sorry, but that's really funny in an unfortunate-because-the-cat-gave-birth-when-you-thought-it-wanted-to-cuddle-but-awesome-because-it-had-kittens kind of way.
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