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Post by Aindel on Jan 20, 2008 10:48:56 GMT -5
You know those moments that are slightly uncomfortable, and then something happens to the other person involved, and suddenly it's hilarious for you? I had one of those the other night. I was laying in bed, trying to get to sleep, and suddenly my neighbour starts going at it with her boyfriend. Fairly loudly. So I'm still laying there, trying to block it out as I can hear the bed creak and her moaning louder and louder, and then.... I hear her smack her head off the headboard. It took everything I had not to burst out laughing (which she definitely would have heard), because it would've woken up my roommate. If it wasn't for the fact that I've never spoken to her before in my life, I would've asked her the next day if she had a concussion.
Anyone else experienced something similar?
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Post by Rick Garcia on Jan 20, 2008 12:00:57 GMT -5
Oh, I thought you meant the Avenue Q song. XD That's pretty amusing.
Hm... Don't you feel all warm and cozy watching people out in the rain?
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Post by Trey on Jan 20, 2008 15:28:23 GMT -5
I would have laughed. So she would get embarrassed and all that work the guy did would go to hell.
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Post by The Star Fox on Jan 20, 2008 21:54:58 GMT -5
Ditto to the Trey and then asked her the next morning how the head was feeling and that I had some ibuprofen if she needed it.
Uni was ripe full of moments like that for me.
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Post by Trey on Jan 21, 2008 0:20:43 GMT -5
Or just tell her to use better protection on the head next time.
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Post by bats on Jan 21, 2008 1:36:35 GMT -5
Helmets save lives and prevent headaches.
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Post by The Star Fox on Jan 21, 2008 11:47:30 GMT -5
be like you should better protection for your head as well as his.
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Post by Clover on Jan 23, 2008 0:01:17 GMT -5
Oh... I dunno. My housemate in the room below me is both a very dear friend, and dating another of my very dear friends. And they have superactive sex lives. Especially in comparison to me. So naturally, I'm a little envious.
So a couple of nights ago, I hear them going at it, and I'm like, "mrrr". So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll just turn the music up, and go to sleep". And they get LOUDER. So now, I'm hearing, "*THUMP THUMP THUMP*" and then, out of the blue, a huge *THUD*.
Next morning, I go downstairs, and I see Housemate at the breakfast table with a HUGE bruise on her forehead. I just look at her, ask if Boyfriend hit her--and she kind of laughs and then shakes her head. APPARENTLY, what had happened was that they'd decided to diversify their routines, and had tried the Kama Sutra--the move apparently required like.. almost a handstand. And so they're in this upsidedown pretzel, he gets really into it, she distracts him---and he DROPPED her on her face. Thus the bruise.
I felt so amused.
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Post by Trey on Jan 23, 2008 0:16:24 GMT -5
lol. OMG I would give a guy a high five if he dropped me on the head during upside down sex. Then I'd deny him sex for weeks. -_-
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Post by Clover on Jan 23, 2008 0:50:56 GMT -5
I've had similarily awkward things happen. Handcuff stories gone horribly, horribly wrong, if you will. <_< >_>
Or, another case of schadenfreude--my other housemate (not the same one) ALSO has a boyfriend. Again, active sex life, and I'm all but a nun. So we're in the living room, and we hear moaning and groaning through the walls. And we're trying to watch the movie. So we decide, "you know what, fuck it". SO we're drunk, and so we get up, nice and sneaky, and tiptoe over to their door. We get up close, and my friend slams open their door, and I flick on the hallway lights--and Housemate is so startled she bites down in shock. I have never heard a man make such a high squeak in my life. Suffice to say, friend and I were apologizing like loons the rest of the night.
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Post by Trey on Jan 23, 2008 0:53:07 GMT -5
omg...
that's awesome.
fifteen stars. STARS.
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Post by Clover on Jan 23, 2008 0:54:36 GMT -5
What about points? Can I get some POINTS?! Oh HEY. They factor!
... how many points are stars worth?
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Post by Trey on Jan 23, 2008 0:56:13 GMT -5
let's just say, you're the first person to get one.
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Post by Clover on Jan 24, 2008 2:13:26 GMT -5
Sweet. Fucking. Deal.
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Post by bats on Jan 24, 2008 16:23:42 GMT -5
That's too funny.
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