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Post by alba on Feb 19, 2008 17:54:26 GMT -5
You aren't, you're thirsty instead.
Damn you, I don't want angry badgers at the pub! I wish I was at another pub. A better one. With no angry badgers.
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Post by Aindel on Feb 19, 2008 18:07:46 GMT -5
Wish granted. You're now at a pub with ducks. Blind ducks. Who are also rabid, and coming after you.
I wish I was done working on watercolours.
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Post by alba on Feb 19, 2008 18:20:47 GMT -5
You are. You've moved on to anger, pain, fear and aggression.
I wish my friend hadn't come to my room after dinner last night and single-handedly eaten half the food in my room (including my Jaffa Cakes) because he was still hungry.
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Post by Spammich on Feb 20, 2008 5:51:23 GMT -5
He didn't and now you are fat because you ate all the stuff yourself.
I wish that I could burn in Heaven.
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Post by alba on Feb 20, 2008 6:01:42 GMT -5
You can, but now you end up going to hell and freezing to death there.
I wish that Spammich hadn't made me fat.
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Post by Clover on Feb 20, 2008 12:18:55 GMT -5
Wish Granted. You receive liposuction at a minimal cost, and it is excellent service. However, domestic anarchistic terrorists blow up the Pentagon using your fat as glycerine--and you have now been implicated.
I wish...it was not -15 + windchill outside.
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Post by Trey on Feb 20, 2008 15:48:10 GMT -5
Wish granted. Now it is RAINING PENIS! >=o
I wish I was wearing pants, so I could go to the bathroom without getting strange looks.
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Post by Rick Garcia on Feb 20, 2008 15:50:00 GMT -5
Granted. You're wearing pants... made out of bees! Mwahaha! >=D
I wish that it wasn't raining.
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Post by Trey on Feb 20, 2008 16:59:56 GMT -5
MAN OF BEES! =o
Wish granted.
Now it's hailing.
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Post by alba on Feb 20, 2008 18:11:18 GMT -5
I wish that Trey had made a wish.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Feb 20, 2008 21:12:40 GMT -5
She did. And it was awesome and without complication.
I wish my boyfriend wasn't working during the eclipse. Now I'm stuck with my mother.
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Post by Trey on Feb 21, 2008 1:11:08 GMT -5
I didn't want to make a wish. I new it was just going to get corrupted. T_T
Wish granted! Melon, now your BF is WORKING the eclipse.
I wish I knew how to finish my
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Post by Spammich on Feb 21, 2008 17:15:19 GMT -5
You do, but it reveals the secrets to stealing your awesome.
I wish that I could have seen the eclipse, fucking solar system.
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Post by alba on Feb 21, 2008 18:17:17 GMT -5
You could have, but you slept through it instead.
I wish it hadn't been cloudy here at 3 this morning so *I* could have seen the eclipse.
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Post by Spammich on Feb 22, 2008 0:54:21 GMT -5
It wasn't but there was a blimp in your way =o
I wish that I could run so fast that I could visit anywhere in North America everyday.
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