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Post by alba on Mar 24, 2008 13:54:15 GMT -5
Granted. Now ALL the kinds of vaseline are poisonous.
I wish I was going out tonight
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Post by rosuu on Mar 24, 2008 21:24:57 GMT -5
You are, but you fall down a well and can't go home again.
It's three a.m.? Why does this always happen...
I wish that A) my insomnia would go away, B) my insomnia wasn't making me want to throw up, and C) Sleeping pills didn't do strange things to my head and make me hallucinate
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Post by naoise on Mar 25, 2008 1:01:53 GMT -5
A) granted, you sleep perfectly during the day, while staying nicely awake at night B) granted, you no longer want to throw up, you instead have the worst pain possible! C) you are deathly allergic to them instead.
(Is a rotary pilot a helicopter pilot? If so my cousin is one! She is even somewhat famous in NF - or at least she has had some television interviews on CBC and newspaper articles!)
I wish I had a regular sleep pattern!
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 25, 2008 2:04:49 GMT -5
You do. It's like, twenty hours a day and you miss EVERYTHING.
I wish I could sleep at all right now.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 25, 2008 5:30:35 GMT -5
You can, but a spider makes a nest in your hair as you slumber.
(Bingo, naoise. Awesome! How did your cousin train? And sleeping all day and being awake all night sounds good to me!)
I wish I wasn't in class?
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Post by naoise on Mar 25, 2008 7:06:26 GMT -5
You aren't, you are writing an exam instead.
(Oh just the regular way, pay money for school. She is like I think the only female helicopter pilot in NF!)
I wish the sandwich place opened before 11am
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Post by alba on Mar 25, 2008 8:17:23 GMT -5
Granted. But now you're in bed till twelve so it doesn't make a difference anyway.
I wish the books I'd wanted for my history essay hadn't already been taken out so that I could have done better on the essay.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 25, 2008 10:32:54 GMT -5
They hadn't. You took them all out, and studied vigorously for your exam only to find that it was in fact a geography exam. However, all was not lost, because your extensive knowledge of russian and american history and the world wars lent you a hand - but you fail anyway. Because you wrote the whole thing in hot pink marker because you thought it looked pretty, only to find that was against the rules. Then you catch a cold.
I wish it was thursday tomorrow.
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Post by naoise on Mar 25, 2008 11:23:07 GMT -5
You get telechronoported to thursday march 27th, 1408
I wish I had infinite funding!
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Post by rosuu on Mar 25, 2008 11:29:17 GMT -5
You do, but you get ketchup in your eyes and end up buying a load of crap you dont want because you are temporarily blind.
I wish... I was a senior member Oh wait, I am.
I wish I hadn't buggered up my driving lesson today.
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Post by naoise on Mar 25, 2008 11:42:05 GMT -5
You didn't, but in your victory drive home you crash into the vampirates! server, thus destroying your post count.
I wish rosuu wasn't so very smug in victory!
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Post by rosuu on Mar 25, 2008 11:59:16 GMT -5
...you know... i'll let you have that one, puppy.
I wish I wasn't so damn nice (heh)
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 25, 2008 12:02:27 GMT -5
You're not, but now you have no friends.
I wish I had a better mark in this course, and could afford to be bitchy about a point my prof is arguing. XD
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Post by rosuu on Mar 25, 2008 12:04:59 GMT -5
You do, but now you have to watch a small kitten fall out of a tree and break it's leg, whilst you are helpless to offer it aid because you're trapped in a bicycle tire.
Oh, I guess I'm not so nice.
I wish my camera wasn't broken.
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 25, 2008 12:09:08 GMT -5
[How the HELLZ? And awenokeeeeeton! T.T]
It isn't, but it's full of scary pictures.
I wish I got to take a nap this afternoon.
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