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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 10:25:18 GMT -5
you do but then the phone rings and by the time you return to eat your omlette it's vanished!
I wish I didn't have to go to work today
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 10:29:52 GMT -5
My poor omlette ;_;
You don't need to go to work, but you have to travel at great distance and expense to give me back my omlette!
I wish my computer had more RAM.
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 10:40:52 GMT -5
It does but then a sheep comes along and you get LAMB... ya that's right
I wish my fish didn't keep dying. Maybe I should clean their tank.
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 10:42:28 GMT -5
Your fish live forever but you still don't clean their tank. The water turns a nasty colour.
I wish I had a cat!
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 10:45:55 GMT -5
You do but you also have allergies
I wish I had a Nova Scotian Duck Retriever puppy (theys so cute!) or a border collie
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 10:51:52 GMT -5
you have a duck retriever puppy, but it keeps bringing you dead ducks
I wish I had more juice.
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 10:54:15 GMT -5
you do but now that's all you have and must swim through juice.
I wish it didn't just choke on my bagel
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 10:55:34 GMT -5
You didn't, instead you somehow contracted food poisoning from it.
I wish I had a creative idea of what to wish for
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 10:57:31 GMT -5
you do but then a six foot rabbit round house kicks you to the head and you forget what it was
I wish my tea was cool enough for me to drink with out frying my mouth
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 10:59:36 GMT -5
Your tea becomes room temperature and is now officially gross (you aren't supposed to make boiling hot green tea anyway! heat ruins the flavour)
I wish I had an infinite supply of good tea.
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 11:01:23 GMT -5
(well fine then mister tea know it all I just boil water and stick in tea bag) you do but unfortunately you hid them so no one could steal them but forgot where said hiding place was. I wish I could find my missing two hats
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 11:02:33 GMT -5
you find them but they are all gross because they have been in the air-return vent.
I wish... STUFF.
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 11:07:53 GMT -5
wow.... alright let's see here. You have STUFF, however, as you are carrying said stuff home one box at a time, by foot, from your current residence to your new place of abode which for some reason is in a little town call Buffalo Pond (in Saskatchewan) a giant man eatting hippo wakes from it's hundred year sleep. He was sleeping due to a spell the witch of peanuts put on him to stop his rampage of peanut destruction in 1602. Regardless of the reason for his sleep or my lack of math, he hears your cursing of the many boxes of STUFF snorts once and pounces. Devouring you and your box of STUFF. You now live enternally with STUFF in a hippos belly.
I wish I had fresh mangos from Hawaii
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Post by naoise on Mar 29, 2008 11:10:05 GMT -5
They are the freshest mangos you have ever seen, but still have worms in them.
I wish I had red stars instead of these green ones.
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Post by acilf on Mar 29, 2008 11:12:52 GMT -5
You have no green stars, you fail and have NO STARS!!!
I wish ummm.... i'm stuck and running of of things to wish.... I wish I had a hippopotomus for christmas
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