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Post by Clover on Feb 16, 2008 23:10:32 GMT -5
It isn't rape...if it's your pet.
(That's a whole other crime.)
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Post by Kanna-chii on Feb 16, 2008 23:29:02 GMT -5
It is rape if you don't want it to be.
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Post by Spammich on Feb 17, 2008 7:25:31 GMT -5
It isn't rape... If duct tape is involved.
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Post by alba on Feb 17, 2008 7:32:35 GMT -5
It isn't rape if ... you're drunk
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Post by Kanna-chii on Feb 17, 2008 12:10:28 GMT -5
I don't know how to respond..... thinking....
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Post by Spammich on Feb 17, 2008 20:03:29 GMT -5
If you can't think up anything then don't post in this thread please... You are ruining the flow.
It's not rape, if they're in a coma.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Feb 17, 2008 20:29:20 GMT -5
It isn't rape if... you leave a mint on their pillow.
It isn't rape if... you leave a mint in an orifice.
It isn't rape if... it ups your post count.
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Post by Clover on Feb 17, 2008 21:59:06 GMT -5
It isn't rape if... you pay them afterwards.
It isn't rape if... canon says so.
It isn't rape if... It's Johnny Depp.
(.... lemme guess. Achar leaves mints?)
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Feb 18, 2008 0:21:23 GMT -5
It isn't rape... if you use a spoon.
(Remember that gap conversation we had?)
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Post by Spammich on Feb 18, 2008 2:26:02 GMT -5
It isn't rape... If they are retarded.
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Post by alba on Feb 18, 2008 8:05:19 GMT -5
It isn't rape ... if they secretly want it.
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Post by Spammich on Feb 18, 2008 14:42:29 GMT -5
It isn't rape... If you drive them somewhere and they owe you gas money.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Feb 18, 2008 16:25:26 GMT -5
It isn't rape... if your heart isn't in it.
It isn't rape... if they're only mildly attractive anyway.
It isn't rape... if they're a virgin over 14 (it's more a public service- who likes virgins?)
(Last one PURELY ACHAR OH GAHD)
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Post by Clover on Feb 18, 2008 23:34:10 GMT -5
(Good lord. This is just tailor-made for him, isn't it? I have this mental image of depressed Achar sitting up in bed, debating whether or not it's worth the effort to get dressed and rape someone, and then huffing out this sigh, rolling over and going back to bed. His heart just isn't in it.)
It isn't rape if... Its on a bed.
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Post by Spammich on Feb 19, 2008 4:46:37 GMT -5
It isn't rape if... you let them finish first.
It isn't rape if... You use a prosthetic limb.
It isn't rape if... You pull out.
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