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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Feb 19, 2008 19:52:47 GMT -5
It isn't rape... if you're too depressed to finish.
It isn't rape... if they're not awake to complain.
It isn't rape... if her body gives the go-ahead.
(I could not crassly word that last one. Like seriously could not bring myself.)
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Post by child-of-fae on Feb 19, 2008 23:05:36 GMT -5
it's not rape if... they're dead.
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Post by Spammich on Feb 20, 2008 5:54:25 GMT -5
It's not rape if... They are male.
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Post by alba on Feb 20, 2008 5:59:35 GMT -5
It's not rape ... if you're good-looking
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Post by Clover on Feb 20, 2008 12:20:43 GMT -5
It's not rape if they're ugly, either. Then, it's just a favour.
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Post by alba on Feb 20, 2008 18:24:09 GMT -5
It isn't rape if ... it's a conscious corpse. Then it's necrophilia.
(I was watching Torchwood, which is a spinoff of Dr. Who, and this guy dies and comes back to life and says 'It's not necrophilia if I'm conscious, is it?' I just thought I should explain where my comment came from)
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Post by Spammich on Feb 21, 2008 0:33:25 GMT -5
It isn't rape...
If it's on an elevator.
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Post by Clover on Feb 23, 2008 18:15:20 GMT -5
Howssat one work, Spam?
It's not rape if it's in public.
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Post by Trey on Feb 23, 2008 21:56:11 GMT -5
It's not rape if you're a cop.
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Post by Trey on Feb 23, 2008 21:58:17 GMT -5
It's not rape if it's not rainbow.
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 23, 2008 22:02:20 GMT -5
It's Not Rape if... Songs by the Kinks are the background music
It's Not Rape If... it is a shark
It's Not Rape If... You use an umbrella
It's not rape if... You don't scream
It's not rape if... you don't enjoy it, then it was just done wrong and try again
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Post by alba on Feb 23, 2008 22:32:28 GMT -5
It's not rape if ... you use a condom
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 23, 2008 22:44:42 GMT -5
It's not rape if... you use lubrication
It's not rape if... It lasts longer than 30 seconds
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Post by Trey on Feb 24, 2008 8:12:50 GMT -5
It's not rape if... your 'it's not rape if' saying doesn't make sence.
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Post by The Star Fox on Feb 24, 2008 11:50:39 GMT -5
It's not rape if... you make Cents
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