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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 8:57:06 GMT -5
I opened a bag of cashews from Morrison's the other day, and it said on the back: Cashew Nuts Allergy advice: Contains nuts
I found this verryy amusing and proceeded to laugh about it hysterically ^_^
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Post by rosuu on Mar 19, 2008 8:59:04 GMT -5
My iron came with a warning saying 'Do Not Iron Clothes On Body'.
So it's not as stupid as the nuts thing, but seriously... warnings like that? warnings like that have to come about from someone actually trying it and burning themselves.
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 9:08:22 GMT -5
and that's the sad thing. People have actually *done* these things.
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Post by acilf on Mar 19, 2008 9:18:02 GMT -5
there's direction on some bags of nuts. "open packet, eat contents"
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 9:19:57 GMT -5
lol. But how do you open it? That's usually the difficult bit...
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Post by acilf on Mar 19, 2008 9:21:22 GMT -5
sharp pointy objects work good. just remember, cut away from yourself. Shiskabobing (sp?) your body unintentionally is not a fun event.
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 9:28:30 GMT -5
xD
I think it's Shish kebab or something like that (it's definitely kebab, because there's a pizza and kebab house downtown that we go to on almost every night out xDD)
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Post by acilf on Mar 19, 2008 9:32:49 GMT -5
I'm a horrible speller :S just incase you haven't noticed. My best mess up was that I once spelt spelling wrong on a spelling test. (To retain some dignity I will mention that it was by accident)
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 9:33:54 GMT -5
lol. I've spelt my name wrong, because there's a C followed by an O and the c just kind of turned into an o.
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Post by misaki on Mar 19, 2008 10:02:05 GMT -5
Lol, my iron came with a notice that said something alone the lines of "Do not use iron on items that are not cloth, eg. people, animals, etc."
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 10:09:15 GMT -5
But if you were going to use it on a person you wouldn't think a label telling you not to would be much of a deterrent ...
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Post by rosuu on Mar 19, 2008 10:24:07 GMT -5
I'd have to agree with that. I can imagine someone getting attacked with an iron and being like 'WAIT CHECK THE LABEL BEFORE YOU DO THIS!' 'What? "do not use iron on..." oh... oh! WHAT AM I THINKING? I'm so sorry!'
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Post by child-of-fae on Mar 19, 2008 12:46:22 GMT -5
haha.
isn't there one on a chainsaw that reads "Do not attempt to stops with hands or genitals" i wanna know who tried that.
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 13:57:36 GMT -5
I've heard of that one!
I think a person who endeavours to stop a chainsaw with their genitals deserves a Darwin Award, and there should be no warning, as that perpetuates the lives of these people who should die for the sake of the human race.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 19, 2008 14:50:58 GMT -5
the Darwin Awards are the greatest things ever.
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