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Post by naoise on Mar 20, 2008 9:44:54 GMT -5
Mild death can be cured by miracle chocolates. Go to max, the miracle maker.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 20, 2008 11:02:59 GMT -5
I've always liked those signs at theme parks that say something like 'This theme park is not responsible for any injuries or fatalities.'
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 20, 2008 11:58:41 GMT -5
alba: Am I the only one who's feeling an allusion to Princess Bride? Or am I just mad. XD And yeah, I don't get -giggly-. I get neurotic. Jumpy and anxious and all spazzish.
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Post by alba on Mar 20, 2008 12:04:58 GMT -5
@sa: read naoise's post, and you will see that, yes, I am alluding to the Princess Bride ^_^ Best. Film. Ever. I brought it back to uni with me to show my friends, but have to be careful not to quote along or I'll wind them up. rosuu: My sister and I went to EuroDisney, and in English they said 'pregnant women shouldn't go on this ride' but in French, rather than 'pregnant women' (which would be 'les femmes enceinte') it was 'les futur mamans', ie. Future mothers, meaning my sister, who plans on having kids one day, shouldn't go on the ride by the French sign. |
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 20, 2008 16:00:39 GMT -5
hahaha future mothers
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Post by acilf on Mar 21, 2008 6:36:47 GMT -5
side of a bottle of leather conditioner said "do not eat, may cause premature births or birth defects."
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Post by rosuu on Mar 21, 2008 9:15:29 GMT -5
hhahaha WHAT., acilf? that one is just totally out of context. I can imagine someone eating it (isn't leather conditioner a liquid?) and giving birth at random.
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Post by alba on Mar 21, 2008 11:39:25 GMT -5
Or becoming impregnated by an alien shapeshifter and one day look unpregnant, the next day heavily so.
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 21, 2008 14:55:35 GMT -5
See, I'm pretty sure that's also known as abdominal swelling. XD
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Post by rosuu on Mar 21, 2008 15:32:50 GMT -5
abdominal swellings don't have tenticles
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Post by child-of-fae on Mar 21, 2008 16:08:55 GMT -5
o.O
that reminds me of when the lady was giving birth in MIB.
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Post by alba on Mar 21, 2008 18:43:17 GMT -5
@sa: It was actually a reference to Torchwood. This woman gets bitten by an alien the night before her wedding, wakes up looking heavily pregnant, and the mate of the alien who impregnated her comes looking for her to rip her open in some crazy birth ceremony, so her fiance (can't get the bloody accent and can't be arsed doing it in word and cut and pasting) has to use this weird alien medical device to kill the alien. It's better than it sounds.
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Post by Rick Garcia on Mar 21, 2008 19:27:18 GMT -5
Sounds... uncomfortable.
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Post by The Star Fox on Mar 23, 2008 22:16:01 GMT -5
sounds like birth regularly.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 24, 2008 7:21:38 GMT -5
sounds like... a vivid visual description of a hangover.
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