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Post by alba on May 13, 2008 15:44:04 GMT -5
an organ that you apparently don't need, seeing as we're still alive and haven't got any.
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Post by Teh Kimmeth on May 13, 2008 15:47:47 GMT -5
o.o intresting o.O ::Pokes her spleen ::
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Post by alba on May 13, 2008 15:55:46 GMT -5
Are you sure you *can* poke it? Trey might have it in a jar already xP
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Post by Teh Kimmeth on May 13, 2008 15:59:13 GMT -5
o.o the last time i checked i had no stiches...accept from when they took my ear off my head ><
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Post by alba on May 13, 2008 16:38:40 GMT -5
Trey's stealthy, though
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Post by Shadd on May 13, 2008 19:21:26 GMT -5
D: B-Buh... I want to keep my spleen D:
Why am I not allowed to keep it?! DDDD8
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Post by Trey on May 13, 2008 20:23:18 GMT -5
Whaaattt?!? The spleen is arguably the most important organ in your entire body!
The spleen, an organ located just below and behind your stomach, acts as a filter for your brain. All thoughts--before they become words-- pass through the spleen, which filters out pure awesome, sending it directly to your mouth. Many of people's spleens get clogged with unawesome thoughts, and cease to work properly. To properly clear your spleen of stupid thoughts--the ones clogging up the filter, it is recommended to flush pure awesome though the organ for a solid 24 hours or until clear before continued use. Depending on the build up, this process can take up to 3 weeks.
Shadd, does this smell like chloroform to you? *slowly eases Shadd to the ground before rolling her onto her right side. Putting her hand on Shadd's left side, Trey curls her fingertips until they are jabbing into the skin, then begins to chant(much like the scene from Indiana Jones, btw). She pushes with her fingers harder and harder then-- with much satisfaction, holds Shadd's spleen up in triumph, leaving her victim in Guatamala.*
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Post by Shadd on May 13, 2008 21:03:59 GMT -5
D: *eased* *passes out* *wakes up and looks down* Augh, she took my freakin' spleen! DDD8 *whine* (scene from Charlie The Unicorn, by the way... except 'spleen' instead of 'kidney' and 'she' instead of 'they' x3. Whoo, Indiana Jones!)
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Post by acilf on May 13, 2008 22:54:45 GMT -5
"splenectomy" the removal of ones spleen. for those interested: Voila! ask.yahoo.com/20000925.html"Ahh! my spleen! Ha! Inferior human organs!"
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Post by Trey on May 13, 2008 23:57:25 GMT -5
Acilf, the spleen is SUPERIOR. Did you not just read my last post?
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Post by alba on May 14, 2008 5:28:14 GMT -5
Trey: is that why you're pure awesome? Because you have so many spleens? Also, one of my friends had 'does this rag smell like chloroform to you' as his 'favourite chat-up line' in his yearbook.
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Post by Teh Kimmeth on May 14, 2008 7:31:20 GMT -5
::hides:: My spleen?
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Post by acilf on May 15, 2008 3:09:37 GMT -5
I'm sorry Kimmi, but you cannot hide your spleen from Trey.
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Post by Trey on May 15, 2008 10:39:04 GMT -5
If a guy tried that line on me, it'd TOTALLY work. =D
Kimmeth, it's true, spleens cannot be hidden from the likes of me.
And no, I am not awesome because of the spleens. I keep your spleens in jars, so they don't really help me. See, I keep my spleen unclogged, and that's why I'm so awesome. In fact, I don't like when it clogs at all, so I just send only awesome through there. That way it'll stay nice for a while.
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Post by Teh Kimmeth on May 15, 2008 16:08:26 GMT -5
D8 :: rips open her side and pulls out her spleen :: Spleen?
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