Panic buy Carrots!

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Panic buy Carrots! May 14, 2008 13:30:15 GMT -5

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Post by alba on May 14, 2008 13:30:15 GMT -5

So there's a Facebook group I joined ages ago that I forgot about and found it again today and, as luck would have it, it turns out that tomorrow is the day they've prescribed for everyone going out and panic buying carrots. Apparently the creator was drunk and thought this would be a good idea. So, if you feel like being crazy tomorrow at 2pm GMT go to your local supermarket and panic buy carrots. If anyone asks, imply that there's going to be a shortage, or that they're going to be reclassified as a Class A drug (not sure what the term is in other nations, but in Britain it's the hardcore drugs) or some such thing to try and get them to do so, too.

"If I seem a little strange, well that's because I am"

"Kittens: they're so soft, yet so dangerous" <-- my friend in reference to throwing kittens at someone.

"The boy kicked out at the world / The world kicked back, a lot fucking harder"

"Let us go then, you and I, / When the evening is spread out against the sky / Like a patient etherised upon a table"

Spammich God Twisted Embryo God WUTEVA BETCH Posts: 3,802	Panic buy Carrots! May 14, 2008 14:57:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spammich on May 14, 2008 14:57:46 GMT -5 Hahahaha I like Carrots. But the people at the store already know how crazy I am.
	What is better than a life-restoring bowl of Embry-O's? Nothing of course! So buy a box today at your local hospital, you won't be sorry. ^{Embry-O's is a product of Fetus Loops}

alba God Awesomely Canadian ^I finally worked out how to put up an avatar!^ Posts: 3,212	Panic buy Carrots! May 14, 2008 15:09:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alba on May 14, 2008 15:09:54 GMT -5 maybe you can scare random customers, then.
	"If I seem a little strange, well that's because I am" "Kittens: they're so soft, yet so dangerous" <-- my friend in reference to throwing kittens at someone. "The boy kicked out at the world / The world kicked back, a lot fucking harder" "Let us go then, you and I, / When the evening is spread out against the sky / Like a patient etherised upon a table"

Spammich God Twisted Embryo God WUTEVA BETCH Posts: 3,802	Panic buy Carrots! May 14, 2008 19:25:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Spammich on May 14, 2008 19:25:12 GMT -5 They know me too. They run at the sight of me, probably to get pitchforks, but they never get back in time.
	What is better than a life-restoring bowl of Embry-O's? Nothing of course! So buy a box today at your local hospital, you won't be sorry. ^{Embry-O's is a product of Fetus Loops}

alba God Awesomely Canadian ^I finally worked out how to put up an avatar!^ Posts: 3,212	Panic buy Carrots! May 15, 2008 4:06:21 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by alba on May 15, 2008 4:06:21 GMT -5 impressive.
	"If I seem a little strange, well that's because I am" "Kittens: they're so soft, yet so dangerous" <-- my friend in reference to throwing kittens at someone. "The boy kicked out at the world / The world kicked back, a lot fucking harder" "Let us go then, you and I, / When the evening is spread out against the sky / Like a patient etherised upon a table"

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Post by Spammich on May 14, 2008 14:57:46 GMT -5

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Post by alba on May 15, 2008 4:06:21 GMT -5