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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 13, 2009 3:25:56 GMT -5
I had quite a few of these observations pop into my head over the last couple of weeks and thought I may as well do something with them. ;D yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/577752/When I get more up I'll put up new links here. Hope you like. EDIT: Sorry. Y-Gallery is an 18 and over site. My piece doesn't contain anything requiring that rating but it may still ask for your age! |
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 14, 2009 3:02:45 GMT -5
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Post by Light on Jul 14, 2009 15:48:43 GMT -5
Nope, it didn't ask for my age at all! (Though since you said there isn't anything requiring a rating, I would have lied...)
Why does the seme get everything? Shouldn't the uke get some fun and respect too? I've got to say, those who are seemingly the uke can seduce/manipulate the seme in many different ways...(for example: Gahh! Not the puppy dog eyes! I'll leave for ten years, I swear! Remember that fever!)
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 14, 2009 19:06:41 GMT -5
Oh I have some 'Uke manipulation 101' observations too. But they are further down the list. Like for instance, you're in trouble with your seme? Put on an apron, they'll forget all about whatever it was that pissed them off!
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 19, 2009 19:35:33 GMT -5
ok, Ima just put some of the things I've thought of up here (well, at least the ones that aren't too rude, heh heh). I'll still do pics for them and link them once I have uploaded to Y!Gal.
Seme Sense
WARNING!
If you see someone in trouble, passed out drunk in the middle of the street, being cornered by sexual deviants (other than yourself), sitting on a park-bench crying. No matter how cute they are, if you don't want a freeloader who cries at the drop of a hat (or pants) living at your place, RUN AWAY! DO NOT LOOK BACK or the puppydog eyes may get you!
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Post by Diuleur on Jul 19, 2009 19:42:09 GMT -5
....why is it yaoi? o.o
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 20, 2009 5:10:29 GMT -5
umm.... it just is. *scratches head*  Understanding Ukes Ukes cook, they clean, they put up with all of thier semes sexual kinks, but they do not, I repeat DO NOT pay rent!!! It's just a fact. |
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Post by Light on Jul 20, 2009 9:35:47 GMT -5
I can't find them...
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 20, 2009 18:53:39 GMT -5
I'll put them up once I get the pics done and then I'll link them here hun.  |
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Post by Light on Jul 21, 2009 7:48:33 GMT -5
Thank you!
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Blade-kun
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"Oh well. I'll just kill you harder than you're trying to kill me."
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Post by Blade-kun on Jul 23, 2009 9:32:58 GMT -5
I find these quite amusing. And completely true.
Ah, ukes. The bane of my existence.
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Post by Light on Jul 23, 2009 19:07:00 GMT -5
Why Blade-kun?
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 24, 2009 2:46:51 GMT -5
Coz Blade kun is obviously a seme!! Either that or a very jealous uke.
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Blade-kun
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Post by Blade-kun on Jul 27, 2009 13:47:34 GMT -5
Because the very definition of an uke now is a whiny, blubbering, submissive, over-androgynous little...thing that lets anyone have their way with it. And I HATE it.
If I ever met someone who acted like an uke in real life, man or woman, I'd have to, on principle, punch them in the face.
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Post by SekseeDragoness on Jul 28, 2009 4:07:13 GMT -5
Yeah, seriously... TAKE IT LIKE A MAN! (Pun completely intended). Bunch of sooky-la-las. |
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