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Post by child-of-fae on Apr 13, 2007 23:14:36 GMT -5
Well...I've got some comebacks....
"How do you like your eggs?" "Unfertilized"
"If I saw you naked I would die happy" "If I saw you naked I would die laughing" "As long as your still warm when I do you"
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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Post by bubbles on Apr 14, 2007 22:59:14 GMT -5
That's ... very impressive. D'=
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Post by Clover on Apr 15, 2007 0:08:36 GMT -5
Quite. I'll have to print that page or something. XD
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Post by MHnA on Apr 15, 2007 16:20:11 GMT -5
=O .........
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Post by Clover on Apr 15, 2007 17:12:54 GMT -5
I love how everyone's just staring in shock and amazement at that epic list of witticisms, come ons, and charming retorts. Shi-eeet.
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Post by starvingartist on Apr 16, 2007 11:30:45 GMT -5
There really isn't anything to say to that, is there? XD
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Post by Trey on Apr 16, 2007 18:52:33 GMT -5
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Post by MHnA on Apr 17, 2007 1:05:07 GMT -5
*inhale*
OHHHH!
BURN~!
xD that is all.
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Post by child-of-fae on Apr 17, 2007 17:21:59 GMT -5
I never said I made them up.
and actually I got the list of them from Vampirefreaks.
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Post by bubbles on Apr 17, 2007 20:50:45 GMT -5
Come -on-. It's not like it's possible to make up a pick-up line anymore anyway. They've all been used before. All of them.
Dun' be hatin'. D=< *noogies Trey*
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Post by Trey on Apr 18, 2007 21:34:19 GMT -5
-_-*is hatin of the noogie*
I'm just saying, don't post hundreds of them all at once if you're just going to copy and paste.
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Post by MHnA on Apr 19, 2007 8:04:39 GMT -5
xD eh, no one's come up with new ones. it has all been variations of one or another. DD:
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Post by konran on Apr 24, 2007 23:28:12 GMT -5
Not so. Women have two options. One: if you are naturally well-endowed, you can get any guy no matter what. With some exceptions. A large C will only last for maybe 15 lbs. overwight, anything past that needs at least a D, DD for 30+. Two: just stay within 5 lbs. of your healthy weight and you can have your pick of the guys. Personality takes a ditant third. I'm not sure what's second...maybe clothes. But guys, we have to be funny, and nice, and charming, and macho, and cool all at once. That said, my best material is:
"Hi, may I join you?" I have found that just using proper grammer and mentioning 2 or 3 things about the girl that you like will put you in possition to move in further. I am legitimately a nice guy. I'm just still surprised at how much tail it can get you.
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Post by Trey on Apr 26, 2007 1:21:54 GMT -5
Konran, just so you're aware, girls don't just attract guys like flies to a light, I mean, sure, you'll get the guys who think with their dick, but I'm sure most girls don't want to fuck like rabbits then go home for the night and never talk to the guy again. Females have pathetic and emotional needs.
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Post by MHnA on Apr 26, 2007 11:51:37 GMT -5
xD; women are complicated, complex creatures, and only chicks and the extremely gay get women. U.U... xD i need more guy friends. D: but that will probably change once I get to college. x3
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