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Post by Clover on Apr 3, 2007 22:13:23 GMT -5
"The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody else's rules, while quietly playing by your own."
-Micheal Konda
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Eira
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Bottled gravity!
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Post by Eira on Apr 4, 2007 14:49:46 GMT -5
A conversation over AIM:
My friend: Thought I would be a speed demon since I race gocarts.
Me: XD I read that wrong the first time and thought you said "I race goats"
My friend: XD
My friend: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 8th annual county GOAT RACE!
I forgot exactly how this quote goes, but I'm too lazy to find it:
"The very existance of flamethrowers means that sometime, somewhere, someone said "You know, I want to set those people on fire, but I'm just too far away to get the job done..."
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Post by Trey on Apr 4, 2007 15:47:03 GMT -5
I....love...the flamethrower quote. *slowly slips it out of your mind*
"Is patience not a virtue, even among the assassins?" -Boba Fett
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Post by bubbles on Apr 4, 2007 18:28:40 GMT -5
"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water."
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Post by The Star Fox on Apr 4, 2007 20:02:58 GMT -5
"Everybody has skeletons in their closets... assassins just have a little more than usual and probably a decaying one."
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Eira
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Bottled gravity!
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Post by Eira on Apr 5, 2007 7:03:42 GMT -5
Another AIM conversation, with my friend who doesn't listen to herself when she talks. (The handcuffs were for Death Note cosplay, by the way.)
Her: *squee* bring your camera
Her: and handcuffs
Me: o__O
Me: XD
Her: I think i foudn a chain
Me: I shall. ^__^
Her: O__________O OMG
Me: o.o
Her: I JUST READ THAT OUT OF TEXT
Me: XDD
We ended up watching subbed Battle Royale instead, which gives us another funny quote. (Yay for bad english!)
"That were my friends!"
It really ruined the dramatic moment. :D It was great.
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Post by starvingartist on Apr 7, 2007 20:05:54 GMT -5
(@ Fox: You'll probably appreciate this one, what with your Friendly Hostility icon)
"And where do you think you're going with that cheese slicer?!"
"...nowhere."
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Post by The Star Fox on Apr 7, 2007 23:00:20 GMT -5
<.< >.> *laughs himself silly*
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Post by child-of-fae on Apr 13, 2007 22:54:06 GMT -5
I just got back from floridav with my friend and her family. We were watching dancing with the stars one night....
Me: Wait.... she's fifty!?!
her mom: I'm gonna be fifty!
Me: But you don't go around dressed like that! *points to teevee*
her mom: You've never seen my party outfits, have you?
later, at a restaurant
My Friend: *reading bathroom door* Babes, ladies, women, girls, jens....jens?
Me: The Men's room has joes.
Friend: how would you know?
me: When i came out of the ladies room i saw it.
friend: ....I think you went in there.
her mom: with the one dress that covers only half your stomach.
Me: nah, it's the one with the feathers.
Friend: what?
Me: We're talking about your mom's party dresses.
Friend: oh.......*shudders*
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Post by bubbles on Apr 14, 2007 0:20:16 GMT -5
PRESS BUTTON. RECEIVE BACON.
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Post by starvingartist on Apr 16, 2007 1:41:56 GMT -5
*presses the button*
And?
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Post by Clover on Apr 16, 2007 2:19:02 GMT -5
BACON!
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Post by starvingartist on Apr 16, 2007 11:28:05 GMT -5
 I like bacon. "Now you ask: Did I do all of those things? The answer is yes. Yes, I am a f*cking asshole." -High Fidelity. |
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Post by Trey on Apr 16, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -5
"Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn!" -Trekkie Monster, Avenue Q
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MHnA
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xB wahahaha--o___o...
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Post by MHnA on Apr 17, 2007 1:10:37 GMT -5
"Gawd, you're making the mudkips angry". xD my friend Erin said that to me over the phone. I was dying. That, and "So... I heard you like mudkips." xDDDD
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