lizzles
Junior Member
....Hello
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Post by lizzles on Apr 22, 2007 20:34:50 GMT -5
It’s Anorexia Lad! And his faithful sidekick, Bulimia Boy! -to one of my more….odd friends
So many moms…so little time -from a t-shirt my friend wore
*whilst walking through the halls of school* Me: Nrrrarlsh Mary: Okay… Me: It’s the attack snarl of the giraffe Mary: Really? I didn’t know giraffe’s attacking people. Me: They’re really vicious predatory animals…the man just doesn’t want you to know….
Sister: Mom, if I had a twin, what would you name her? Me: Dumberer
Someday we’ll look back on this, laugh, nervously, and change the subject
Oooh crap…wrong button -Missile base operator
Teacher: Use the term mundane in a sentence. Tim: Capping mustard jars for a living is a mundane activity.
Where we steal your dignity and sell it on eBay.
Just a bunch of random quotes I found in my notebook of quotes....
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