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Post by starvingartist on Mar 12, 2008 4:41:53 GMT -5
Yerba mate is a kind of TEA. XD
You do, but no strings.
I wish I didn't actually NEED sleep, lol.
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Post by alba on Mar 12, 2008 14:04:17 GMT -5
You don't, but now you *can't* sleep and miss dreaming.
I wish I didn't have so much work to do.
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Post by naoise on Mar 12, 2008 21:07:50 GMT -5
you get fired/fail school, thus lightening your work load.
I wish I didn't have so much work either... *sigh*
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Post by alba on Mar 13, 2008 4:32:14 GMT -5
You just don't bother doing it, thus failing.
I wish I was going to the pub tonight.
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Post by naoise on Mar 13, 2008 6:50:39 GMT -5
you did - and made a drunken fool out of yourself. You just don't remember it cause you were so drunk.
I wish I didn't stay up all night!
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 13, 2008 11:49:01 GMT -5
You didn't; you overslept and missed an exam.
I wish Certain People would get some sleep. XD
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Post by alba on Mar 13, 2008 11:52:51 GMT -5
They do, but not when you want them to.
Naoise: I NEVER get too drunk to remember stuff. Really!
I wish I could get the books I want for my history essay by tomorrow, because they're coming into the Scottish history library, which is only open weekdays from 9-12 and the essay's due Tuesday, but the people who have them out right now aren't returning them.
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 13, 2008 11:58:24 GMT -5
You can, but while they're the books you want, they're not the books you need.
I wish my poetry prof didn't feel the need to sing certain works.
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Post by Trey on Mar 13, 2008 13:32:09 GMT -5
XD Wish granted. Now he sings the other works.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Post by alba on Mar 13, 2008 21:01:43 GMT -5
You aren't. Instead you spend all your time working and never enjoying yourself.
I wish I didn't have so much work to do in a few hours.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 16, 2008 8:12:54 GMT -5
You don't. But instead, you have to eat a live parrot covered in hot sauce every night for the rest of the month, beak. and. all.
I wish I had crutches so I could get the hell out of my room (after 38 hours..)
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Post by alba on Mar 16, 2008 10:05:57 GMT -5
You do, but then you fall and break an arm and can't use them.
I wish I could remember Latin.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 16, 2008 11:58:13 GMT -5
You can, but then you forget every other language in the world, and your head turns into a banana so you can't speak anyway.
I wish photoshop would download faster.
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Post by alba on Mar 16, 2008 12:02:27 GMT -5
It does, but nothing else on your computer works.
I wish tea wasn't a diuretic.
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Post by acilf on Mar 16, 2008 13:51:18 GMT -5
It isn't, but the cream and sugar you add cause, constipation, immaculate conception, kidney failure and spontaneous seizure.
I wish I had a little elf hidden away who would write my research paper for me.
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