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Post by alba on Mar 16, 2008 14:02:59 GMT -5
You do, but he hates you so fucks it up deliberately.
I wish Saint Lazaroundicus was real and not just something my friend and I made up at 11 in the evening whilst IMing and writing essays we had due the following day (Lazaroundicus, if you pray to him, gets your work done for you and does it well. We came up with a whole story and what he is the patron saint of besides procrastinators when we endeavoured to explain him to our friend who didn't believe us D:).
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Post by rosuu on Mar 16, 2008 14:46:04 GMT -5
He is, but he doesn't deem you worthy. Instead, he gets all your teachers marking done; the marking was going to take a few days, and you were going to get an extension on your essay, but now you don't. On top of that, the next time you take a shower, the shower head is going to spray you with apple sauce and moldy cheese. Saint Lazaroundicus, now intoxicated from the drinks your teacher bought him in thanks for doing all the marking, is going to see this occurrence and take photos, and them post them all over your school.
KaPOW! You just got punk'd.
I wish summer would hurry up so I can come visit Canada!
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Post by alba on Mar 16, 2008 15:09:50 GMT -5
It does, but it's a wet summer in Canadia.
I wish my computer would stop being a cock.
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Post by naoise on Mar 17, 2008 4:22:23 GMT -5
Its a vagina instead now!? I wish I could stop and start time at will!  |
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Post by alba on Mar 17, 2008 4:34:06 GMT -5
You can, but you freeze yourself and can't restart time.
My computer just kept freezing and shit.
I wish it were sunny
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Post by rosuu on Mar 17, 2008 6:18:11 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the earth stops moving around the sun, and global warming starts to increase tenfold and only effect your room.
I wish I had a tail >:3
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Post by alba on Mar 17, 2008 7:56:28 GMT -5
You do, but now people think you're the spawn of the devil and burn you at the stake.
I wish it was Thursday.
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Post by Rick Garcia on Mar 17, 2008 11:56:28 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out that you had a major assignment due Wednesday.
I wish Spring Break was a little bit longer.
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 17, 2008 14:10:19 GMT -5
It is, but you're spending it somewhere terrible.
I wish it was Thursday.
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Post by AndrogynousMelon on Mar 17, 2008 14:15:38 GMT -5
Your wish is misheard. Instead, it is Tuesday, and it loops on until you've learned some kind of profound life lesson ala Groundhogs Day.
Or that Powers that Be give up on you; whichever comes first.
I wish life had a map.
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Post by alba on Mar 17, 2008 15:14:32 GMT -5
It does, but you can't read maps and get hopelessly lost.
I wish it wasn't St. Paddy's Day till tomorrow when I can actually go out and get pissed. (which I intend to do tomorrow anyway)
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Post by rosuu on Mar 17, 2008 19:51:51 GMT -5
It isn't, but you wake up as a 13 year old again and are grounded for breaking a vase.
I wish I didn't have writers block.
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Post by alba on Mar 17, 2008 20:00:59 GMT -5
You don't, you have a block of ice frozen round your head and will die.
I wish my computer wasn't being a complete asshat and going ridiculously slowly.
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Post by naoise on Mar 18, 2008 1:44:43 GMT -5
It speeds up. It then overheats and dies.
I wish I knew what to wish for
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Post by alba on Mar 18, 2008 4:36:42 GMT -5
You do, but you make a shit wish.
I wish I didn't have to move rooms because mine's minging. All my friends are in this corridor (well, mostly. Otherwise they're just far away. But I have no friends in the corridor to which I'm moving).
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