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Post by naoise on Mar 18, 2008 8:31:29 GMT -5
wait, why are you moving rooms?
Anyway, you don't move, but it turns out your room has abestos, and you spend the next month in hospital.
I wish I wasn't late to class!
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Post by reminded on Mar 18, 2008 10:40:44 GMT -5
Wish granted. You miss class entirely.
I wish I didn't have to go on three college visits in the next two days.
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Post by Rick Garcia on Mar 18, 2008 11:03:22 GMT -5
Granted. Now you have to go to five in one day. (Have fun!)
I wish that I could think of something to wish for. XD
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Post by rosuu on Mar 18, 2008 11:24:59 GMT -5
you can, but your internet breaks for the rest of the week so you can't post anyway.
I wish sarcasm was more effective on the internet.
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Post by alba on Mar 18, 2008 18:44:14 GMT -5
It is, but now it's all brutally cruel sarcasm. naoise: I came back after being home for a few weeks and my room stank, and still smells, so they want to pull out the radiator and stuff to find out why. About the asbestos, though, the ceiling fell in in the study room, and because it's a 60s building there was actually asbestos and they had stuff up and everything and my friend refused to come to this area of the building (the study room's near my room) to get his had because, he said, he was pregnant and might harm the baby whom he later decided to kill with alcohol ... I love him really ... I think xD I wish I didn't have shitty stuff to do tomorrow.
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Post by starvingartist on Mar 19, 2008 2:30:44 GMT -5
You don't, you have nothing to do and are hopelessly bored.
I wish I could shake this cold/flu thing.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 19, 2008 4:38:26 GMT -5
You can. But now everyone else you know has it, and they all have to be quarantined, and you have no friends I wish I was better at using my tablet FFS
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 5:03:58 GMT -5
You are, but now you spend all your time doing so.
I wish I could come up with a wish.
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Post by acilf on Mar 19, 2008 9:34:32 GMT -5
you can but then the wish undergoes a strange mutation and become a FISH
I wish I didn't have to do my Biology lab today
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 9:40:47 GMT -5
You don't, you have your biology exam instead.
I wish I could watch both episodes of Torchwood tonight rather than just one because my friend who has the TV has to do work D:
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Post by acilf on Mar 19, 2008 9:44:38 GMT -5
Damn that would suck.... but i do have a test in today's lab.
You can! But unfortunatly on your way to press play you trip over a coffee table and have to be rushed to the hospital.
I wish someone would make me breakfast.
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 9:47:48 GMT -5
They do, but it's full of horrible store-bought beef that you hate.
I wish my friend hadn't told me rice pudding looks like elephant cum then proceeded to tell me about how to wank elephants when I was trying to eat my rice pudding.
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Post by rosuu on Mar 19, 2008 15:12:23 GMT -5
She didn't. But instead your long lost cousin Tabitha walks in and announces it over a megaphone. You're so shocked that you pass out INTO your rice pudding. Your subconscious takes you into a dream world where you are riding on an elephants back and everything is dripping with rice pudding. When you come around, it's time to go to university and you're almost late. You run out of the house, not realizing you now have dried rice pudding stuck to your face and hair. Then, in front of everyone, said friend from before says loudly in front of everyone in your lecture, "Is that elephant cum on your cheek?"
... take that
I wish my mom was going on holiday an hour earlier tomorrow so that I could skip my classes without her knowing.
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Post by alba on Mar 19, 2008 15:14:51 GMT -5
She is, but then she comes back because she's forgotten her purse and finds you lazing around at home.
lol I like your story. I should definitely tell that to said friend (though I'd have to be drunk to tell him that because he'd laugh at me)
I wish ... I wish ... that we got Good Friday and Easter Monday off
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Post by rosuu on Mar 19, 2008 15:36:06 GMT -5
You don't? WUT.
You do now, but scotland gets buried in 10ft of snow JUST FOR FOUR DAYS this weekend and you're stuck inside.
(We do anyway >:3)
I wish I had enough money for copic markers D:
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